The Poo Thread

Dragon said:
One of life's greatest passions? Really? Do you still feel that way when you are horribly constipated?

Well, remember I said this the next time in the future when you feel like you have a brick inside of you that needs to but wont come out.
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It's like marriage.

See this is why so many people have problematic relationships.

Just because you have to squeeze a little harder when there are roadblocks, doesn't mean it's better to give up.

It's the struggles that make passion and living all the more worth it.

This is the reason why there is so much relief once the bricks are released.

Happiness, freedom, euphoria, and all those things are relative.

It's like yin and yang.

The only reason for our perception of the existence of light, is because of the equivalent countering existence of darkness.
 
instead of sitting on the seat,
sometimes i balance with my feet
and there i am, crouching over the toilet bowl

the poo seems to pass nicely with this method

give it a try!

dont forget to take off your pants...

Does anyone like to be completely naked for the bowel movement?

I've never felt the need to take it all off...
but I have known some people who simply will not do it any other way.
 
niffer said:
It's like marriage.

See this is why so many people have problematic relationships.

Just because you have to squeeze a little harder when there are roadblocks, doesn't mean it's better to give up.

It's the struggles that make passion and living all the more worth it.

This is the reason why there is so much relief once the bricks are released.

Happiness, freedom, euphoria, and all those things are relative.

It's like yin and yang.

The only reason for our perception of the existence of light, is because of the equivalent countering existence of darkness.
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What if you could not have a regular bowel movement at all?
 
I laughed so hard at this thread it made me have to poop.
 
lmao.
this thread.
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myself said:
instead of sitting on the seat,
sometimes i balance with my feet
and there i am, crouching over the toilet bowl

the poo seems to pass nicely with this method

give it a try!

dont forget to take off your pants...

Does anyone like to be completely naked for the bowel movement?

I've never felt the need to take it all off...
but I have known some people who simply will not do it any other way.
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When I am home alone, I like now and again being nude as it just feels natural. Also I very regular so I either go before I am about to get in the shower in the morning or right after I get out, so see no reason to get dressed to go. Now one thing I cannot stand is going in public restrooms!:m169: I can go at my office but everywhere else I cannot and will not go unless it is a crap emergency. Heck there has been times when I go without crapping for days when camping, traveling, etc... I don't mind hotel bathrooms and such but my system always gets off track when traveling so I am always out and about when I do have to go while traveling.
 
Kmal said:
ever had a poop so good it was a spiritual experience? man i love those.
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It's only good if there's a toilet at hand. There are times when these "spiritual" experiences have merely left be cringing with tears, cramping, clinching and wondering why a benevolent god would create a world in which anyone would have to go this bad.
 
Reading this thread makes me want to flush myself. I highly recommend magnesium citrate followed by a few capfuls of castor oil. And then about 3 gallons of water. Clean as a whistle!





Edit: Must have water.
 
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