The Poo Thread

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[7:14 PM] n4_halfhere: ugh too many raisins
[7:14 PM] n4_halfhere: gonna poop nonstop tonite

[7:15 PM] akrasiel: ew

[7:15 PM] jill_cookies: raisins make you poop?

[7:15 PM] akrasiel: i havent had raisins
[7:15 PM] akrasiel: on foeva
[7:15 PM] akrasiel: they has fiber
[7:15 PM] akrasiel: jill

[7:15 PM] jill_cookies: lol yes

[7:15 PM] n4_halfhere: ya like mini prunes

[7:15 PM] jill_cookies: i must have a stubborn colon, i can remember eating a ton of them
[7:15 PM] jill_cookies: and it doing nothing to me
[7:16 PM] jill_cookies: spinach makes me poop though...go figure

[7:16 PM] n4_halfhere: :3 ..
[7:16 PM] n4_halfhere: what else works for you?

[7:16 PM] jill_cookies: and again with the TC convo always ending up on poop
[7:16 PM] jill_cookies: XD

[7:16 PM] n4_halfhere: fate

[7:17 PM] jill_cookies: coffee

[7:17 PM] n4_halfhere: samez

[7:17 PM] akrasiel: mew mew
[7:18 PM] akrasiel: kisses for niffa my nigga

[7:18 PM] n4_halfhere: *kisses*
[7:18 PM] n4_halfhere: r0ve r0ve r0ve

[7:20 PM] akrasiel: yey
[7:20 PM] akrasiel: niffa
[7:20 PM] akrasiel: marry me
[7:20 PM] akrasiel: tdht is marrying me too
[7:20 PM] akrasiel: and lee is my second wife
[7:20 PM] akrasiel: he makes sammiches
[7:20 PM] akrasiel: as per his wifely duties
[7:21 PM] akrasiel: you can be in charge of supervising his sammich making
[7:21 PM] akrasiel: :3

[7:21 PM] n4_halfhere: thx for giving me a higher up job

[7:22 PM] akrasiel: mhm

[7:22 PM] n4_halfhere: he likes sandwiches a lot so i'll make sure he doesnt eat them

[7:23 PM] o_q: stop marrying ppl

[7:23 PM] akrasiel: kk

[7:23 PM] n4_halfhere: u just jelly

[7:23 PM] akrasiel: luzi just wanna be my fourth wife

[7:23 PM] o_q: NO

[7:23 PM] akrasiel: u kno how it is niffa
[7:23 PM] akrasiel: dat jelly vibes

[7:23 PM] n4_halfhere: mhmmmmmmm

[7:24 PM] o_q: green jello
[7:24 PM] o_q: rime jello

[7:24 PM] n4_halfhere: lolz

[7:25 PM] jill_cookies: jello disturbs me

[7:25 PM] o_q: because it jiggles like human fat?

[7:26 PM] n4_halfhere: i wonder what it would feel like to put a bunch of jello into your butt

[7:26 PM] o_q: because of gelatinous cubes?

[7:26 PM] n4_halfhere: and poop it all out

[7:26 PM] o_q: LOLOL

[7:26 PM] n4_halfhere: like eel girl
[7:26 PM] n4_halfhere: but jello girl

[7:26 PM] o_q: u can be the next eel girl
[7:26 PM] o_q: but with jello

[7:27 PM] n4_halfhere: lol

[7:30 PM] jill_cookies: no because of what gelatin actually is
[7:30 PM] jill_cookies: and then its all artificially fruity flavored
[7:30 PM] jill_cookies: it just seems unnatural and weird

[7:30 PM] o_q: um
[7:31 PM] o_q: a lot of things u eat is unnatural

[7:31 PM] jill_cookies: yes, but those things don't disturb me like jello :P
[7:31 PM] jill_cookies: its pretty irrational, i agree
[7:31 PM] jill_cookies: especially since i like gummis, which most contain gelatin
[7:31 PM] jill_cookies: i think its the consistency more than anything

[7:32 PM] o_q: u think it has life

[7:33 PM] jill_cookies: most other things that jiggle when I poke them I would probably not eat
[7:33 PM] jill_cookies: and lolll niffer i just saw what you said...
[7:33 PM] jill_cookies: pooping out jello...itd probably just feel like cool slippery diarrhea

[7:34 PM] o_q: there must be porn for this
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I have no where else to put this, but I think this picture is hilarious. It's called "Olympic Divers Poo Too!"

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It's far better to throw other peoples poo.
 
always been scared to poops in publics ~ got over it a bit over time + learned norms

-> used to poo noods until I was like 12 ( not sure where I learned from) also used to sit in gargoyle positions
 
I remember I used to eat a lot of canned salmon when I was messing around with ketosis dieting back in the day, and my pooping was always extremely painful and smelly. I thought then that it was because of eating too much meat in general.

This evening for dinner I had a small amount of canned salmon, and omg. My resulting poop had that long-forgotten smell's quality infused into it and it was wafting up into my screaming nostrils. It was like the grim reaper himself was trying to reach out of the toilet and slice my body apart with his scythe. Like the thousands of dead fish souls that the canned fish must have been assimilated from had laid down their revenge for me (no pun intended) then and there.

I don't know WHAT my intestines had been doing, but it was like they hadn't even digested anything. They must've been taking a nap or something. It seemed like they just passed the fish right through and amplified it 1000x and mixed in Satan's tears.

The moral of the story is: avoid canned salmon if you have anything life-changing to do within the next day.
 
weirdo: dont question a weirdo
[5:55 AM] val: *pokes lizi*
[5:56 AM] weirdo: *poops*
[5:56 AM] kessler: make sure you use a stick to do that
[5:56 AM] weirdo: that was the poop button
[5:56 AM] val: I thought Iwasthe weirdo
[5:56 AM] weirdo: a stick or a log?
[5:56 AM] val: a log!
[5:56 AM] weirdo: poop log
[5:56 AM] weirdo: captains log
 
Kessler said:
weirdo: dont question a weirdo
[5:55 AM] val: *pokes lizi*
[5:56 AM] weirdo: *poops*
[5:56 AM] kessler: make sure you use a stick to do that
[5:56 AM] weirdo: that was the poop button
[5:56 AM] val: I thought Iwasthe weirdo
[5:56 AM] weirdo: a stick or a log?
[5:56 AM] val: a log!
[5:56 AM] weirdo: poop log
[5:56 AM] weirdo: captains log
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