The Rejection Game.

you know, my mama would not approve. But why not? Let's go for it. What does a reformed pyromaniac bounty hunter know anyway. :D
 
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So, you saw me standing across the room like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, huh? It's funny because from my view, you were seriously outta sight . . . yeah, really :|
 
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Only if you'll buy my time-share.
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Barnabas: Exscue me miss, your hair is on fire.

female of disinterest: What?!?!

*lights match, then lights the females hair on fire*
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Have you every been sued for rape? I'm looking for a new lawyer.
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*Hands approachers my business card*, card reads "Read the back of the card". When the approacher has figured out he or she has been had I shall be long gone.
 
From where i'm standing, i'm just not seeing it - but maybe if you had something, you coulda been a contenda.
 
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"My Norton AntiVirus detected a virus on you."

"You're not getting anywhere near my hard drive."

"403. If you don't what that means, Google it."
 
I like you best from a distance.

What I like best about you are your friends.
 
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There isn't enough alcohol on Earth....

Will you be my kid's new daddy?

...I should warn you... I have an insect fetish...
 
*Burst out laughing uncontrollably - occasionally glancing at the interested party before cracking up again*
:m146:
 
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The majority of girls probably find you hot, but for me, you're just too generic. I always thought the Brad Pitt kinda guys are just the new Don Johnsons. Nah, you need something more, like some qualities of uniquness... Oh and one more thing, I bet no girl has evah told you that before, eh? I'm really sorry. But yea...
 
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Wow your Gorgeous, you look just like my sister...
 
I really appreciate the offer but I'm not really looking for a relationship right now :]
 
I lack the appropriate tools to get the job done.
 
Why are people writing cruel and demeaning things in this thread? As far as I can tell, if someone shows you unwanted attention, it's best to simply talk to them about it...
 
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Why are people writing cruel and demeaning things in this thread? As far as I can tell, if someone shows you unwanted attention, it's best to simply talk to them about it...
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Because it's contest to see who is cruelest amongst us. I doubt anyone would really say these things to someone IRL. It's just a game. :)
 
I don 't put out, but I'll drink lots of free PATRON! ;)
 
I bet we have said SOME of these things. All hail sarcasm! Sensitivity be DAMNED!
 
I'll enjoy this movie with you, but I have to leave right afterwards to go hang out with this other girl.
 
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