The Rejection Game.

Please feel free to adjust these lines in better English.


1. -Is this seat free?
-Yeah, and mine will be as well, if you seat here.

2. -Are we going to your place or my place?
- Both. You are going to yours and I am going to mines.

3. -Hi! I think I have seen you before, in the "XX" club.
-Yeah, that's why I stopped going there.

4. -I noticed that you are staring at me all night long.
- Not you. The guy behind you.

4. -Bond. James Bond.
-Away. Go away.

5. -Can I buy you a drink?
-No, thaks.
-Don't thank me. Thank God that somebody eventually asked you.
 
Candice_XX said:
Please feel free to adjust these lines in better English.
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1. -Is this seat free?
-Yeah, and mine will be as well, if you sit here. (seat is a noun not a verb)

2. -Are we going to your place or my place?
- Both. You are going to yours and I am going to mine (crossed out S, I don't think that he or she wanted to get to MINES :)).

3. -Hi! I think I have seen you before, in the "XX" club.
-Yeah, I saw you too. that's why I stopped going there. (completed the plot a bit)

4. -I noticed that you are staring at me all night long.
- Not at you. At the guy behind you. (usually we use AT when we write verbs such as see, point, look)

4. -My name is Bond. James Bond. (the quote was incomplete :P)
-Away. Go away.

5. -Can I buy you a drink?
-No, thanks. (there wasn't N :S)
-Don't thank me, thank Lord that somebody wanted to buy you a drink.
 
Owo!!! THANKS!!!
I am glad I am not saying "I am going to mines", because that is not a rejection line, that is an insane line :)
 
I was rejected last night. For real.

I am okay with this though, I just
wanted him to like me, I didn't actually
care for him as more than a friend.
I'm terrible, I know.

He tells me I am too emotional for him
which is definitely true.
 
Him:

:m153:

Me:

:m024:

Him:

:m091:

Me:

:m049:


The end​
 
:m168:

I've been cracking up over you guys. I actualy hate rejecting people so I tend to be sharp and to the point "I'm not attracted to you."

The arrogant jerk (If he's persistant) in me usualy wants to say: "What made you think you had a chance?"
 
I have a taser.

I'd rather pick a booger than you.

You're asking me out? I guess syphilis does make people crazy.

Aren't you that banjo player from Deliverance?

Sorry, but I think my vibrator has a more stimulating personality.

Sure, I'd love 8 inches, but I don't want have to fuck you three times to get it.
 
dream echo said:
I have a taser.

I'd rather pick a booger than you.

You're asking me out? I guess syphilis does make people crazy.

Aren't you that banjo player from Deliverance?

Sorry, but I think my vibrator has a more stimulating personality.

Sure, I'd love 8 inches, but I don't want have to fuck you three times to get it.
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OHHHHH! Now Ain't you feeling cheesy?
 
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