S
Shai Gar
I'm a 9 year old with 16 years extra experience.
I can has date with 9 year old? Edward can...
I can has date with 9 year old? Edward can...
brb.
drinking bleach.
YIKES!!
LOL. Excellent expression of disgust, om!
wow, that sounds fascinating.
also, this:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
BILLY BURKE
So I hear you're a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter. So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old?
ROBERT PATTINSON
Ummmmmmmm...
BILLY BURKE
Yeah, so my friend Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat right over here.
I can't get into vampire romances. I was toying with the idea in the bookstore the other day, but then quickly walked away laughing when discovering one of the books titled:
"One bite stand"
I'm sorry, I just can't take it seriously enough to invest my time in...