Unenlightening Right Answer Game

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Off the hook.
May I steal one of Tovlo's questions on the wrong answer game that might get an answer? Have to hear more from someone on it, please.

What defines a poem?
 
Words that follow a very specific structure, or no structure at all, that convey a deeper meaning, or no meaning at all.

What does the government do for us?
 
Everything we don't do for ourselves.

What will happen if the polar ice caps melt?
 
At first, a lot of quite likeable creatures will be eaten by a lot of other mostly likeable creatures.

Is your life a shadow of someone else's or is there someone shadowing your life?
 
It's too dark to see.

What have mobile/cell phones done for communication?
 
Where to start? My favorite would be to help the injured in emergency situations where other phones would not be available.

Where was one of the greatest volcanic eruptions ever in the year 1453?
 
Underneath the big black cloud... in the middle of all the dust and soot.

How many stars are there in the milky way?
 
More than I have fingers for.

How come I don't have more fingers?
 
...because you can't count past 300 billion on more than multiples of ten.

How wide is our solar system compared to the Milky Way?
 
About as big as an ant compared to my backyard.

How many ants support a single ant colony?
 
All of them - ants don't marry.

Why are there always trolls around?
 
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They misunderstood "For Whom the Bell Tolls"

Why do people get lonely?
 
Because humans are social.

Why do some people dislike 'artificial' things?
 
Because some people claim to like them and we don't like those people.

If we stopped looking, would there be anything to find?
 
Of course there would be, as there will always be things hidden.

If I ran a quarter mile in 60 seconds, how long did it take me to run a half mile?
 
You did infact run a quarter of a mile in 60 seconds but you had to stop to help an elderly lady cross the road (thats a slow walk... it doesn't count!) the poisonous snake in her handbag bit you and you passed out, you were airlifted to hospital for treatment and let out 15 hours later. You completed your half mile run in 16 hours 34 minutes and 28 seconds. Not exactly record breaking.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
anahata said:
You did infact run a quarter of a mile in 60 seconds but you had to stop to help an elderly lady cross the road (thats a slow walk... it doesn't count!) the poisonous snake in her handbag bit you and you passed out, you were airlifted to hospital for treatment and let out 15 hours later. You completed your half mile run in 16 hours 34 minutes and 28 seconds. Not exactly record breaking.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What ever happened to the privacy act at AirStar? :noidea:
 
No amount of blondes can screw in a light bulb! Ha!

How far is it from east to west?
 
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I think that it depends from the dimension of the nose...

Are the Dragon all evil in every World's tradition?
 
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