Waiting to have sex

[Pin]

Sir, yes sir!

Women are so hot.

 

[slant]

 

[ReasonEnduring]

I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[slant]

I think I'm going to throw up.

I already did

And it's not morning sickness I can promise you that

 

[Wyote]

I think I'm going to throw up.

I already did

And it's not morning sickness I can promise you that

 

[Pin]

I think I'm going to throw up.

I already did

And it's not morning sickness I can promise you that

Come on you guys!

There's nothing nasty about making love without condoms or birth control. It's what we're here for.

"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it."

 

[JennyDaniella]

LOLOLOLOL

 

[barbad0s]

I think that sex and sexual urges should serve a practical purpose or utility. Hook-ups don't appeal to me because after the sex is finished nothing really changes in my life.

Spoiler

If I'm going to put time and effort into pumping and thrusting, someone's getting pregnant. And damn it, it's going to be a sacred day when I finally ejaculate inside of my wife.

You really only want to have sex in order to reproduce every single time? Wtf.

 

[Pin]

You really only want to have sex in order to reproduce every single time? Wtf.

Yeah. I hate condoms that much. I'd like to have a big family.

 

[Pin]

Give me a b-i-r-t-h-r-a-t-e!

What's that spell? Birth-rate!

 

[slant]

I wasn't saying "yes" to "you" --- if that was what was implied. I thought we were talking generally...

And if "Hell no" is the response to those poor guys after agreeing for sex after you just said you want it...then I KNOW there's something messed up going on.
There's more to this story @slant ...there's gotta be more...

The hell no was to pregnancy in general yuck

 

[barbad0s]

Yeah. I hate condoms that much. I'd like to have a big family.

You sound like you’re both rich and crazy lol.

 

[Horatio]

No need to worry about sex with all the self quarantining going on yeet

 

[slant]

No need to worry about sex with all the self quarantining going on yeet

We are still seeing each other despite the quarantine there's still a chance...

 

[Horatio]

We are still seeing each other despite the quarantine there's still a chance...

He needs to get in u


before Corona does

 

[slant]

He needs to get in u


before Corona does

 

[Pin]

If corona destroys the world before I do... I'm going to be so fucking pissed.

 

[David54]

I've been waiting for 2 years. .

 

[slant]

We fucked! Problem solved.

Guess the corona got to him

 

[acd]