I have one about hanging principals and punching teachers.
ME TOO! Are they these ones?
"Hello Class 3C, I'm Peter Harvey your new science teacher, and today you're going to learn some fucking respect."
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Peter Harvey as been quoted as saying "Teaching is all about opening a child's mind".
Yeah, but not all over the fucking classroom floor mate!
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Don't know much about history,
Don't know much trigonometry,
Don't know much about a science book,
Don't know much about the French I took.....
Didn't know much about the teachers left hook either.
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Famous last words, Jack Waterhouse....
... " Fuck off, you are just a Teacher ! "
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I think Peter Harvey should be congratulated for his actions in fracturing Jack Waterhouse's skull during a science lesson. It's this 'hands on' approach that is sadly lacking in British Education today.
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If a force of 500N acts to the right and a force of 3N acts to the left,...... then how far will that little shit travel across the floor?
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Peter Harvey is facing a more serious charge after weights and measures found out that he wasn't using a metric weight.