What unlikely dream jobs would you want to pursue?

a stand up comedian :D
 
Orion said:
If my life went another way I could actually see the following happening with a very slim chance. Alas, here are 3 fantasy jobs I have in my head:

1. SWAT member or part of some elite combat team like the SAS or a body guard
2. Psychologist with a PHD in the field of helping people over come abuse, violence, bullying, self esteem issues etc.
3. Police detective or part of a major crime investigation department against sex trafficking or organised crime.
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Yes. definitely.



As a joke, but I would love to do this and get paid: a bomb button pusher. i just sit around all day pushing buttons that set off bombs blowing up shit. like abandoned houses and stuff. would be awesome.
 
Mad Scientist
Ace Attorney
Professional Gamer
Chairman of the world
Venture Capitalist
Television Writer
Mathemagician
Lego designer
Television Science personality (like Bill Nye)
 
a hair stylist and make-up artist. Actually, i wouldn't mind taking some courses in make-up.
 
I may have said it already, but I wouldn't mind having my consciousness installed aboard a deep-space probe before my body dies. I could go on ten-thousand year jaunts across space and time (and not grow bored at all.)
 
Makeup artist
Check-In agent in the airport (actually my current dream)
Astronomer
Voice actor
Digital artist
Violinist
Meteorologist
Stewardess
 
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Putting socialists in this country on trial and if found guilty removing their citizenship and taking them to the country of their choice. Dropping them on a street corner with 10 dollars and a slap on the back. Then driving away. Just driving away...
 
Eventhorizon said:
Putting socialists in this country on trial and if found guilty removing their citizenship and taking them to the country of their choice. Dropping them on a street corner with 10 dollars and a slap on the back. Then driving away. Just driving away...
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Okay McCarthy...
 
Eventhorizon said:
Putting socialists in this country on trial and if found guilty removing their citizenship and taking them to the country of their choice. Dropping them on a street corner with 10 dollars and a slap on the back. Then driving away. Just driving away...
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The socialistic countries in Northern Europe have the best happiness, education, crime etc statistics in the world.
You're an INTJ. Do the research. Don't stay ignorant.

Not sure what US socialism entails though. I feel like it's seen as some extremism. That's obviously not the case in those European countries. They're a lot more socialistic than the US though.
 
Erlian said:
The socialistic countries in Northern Europe have the best happiness, education, crime etc statistics in the world.
You're an INTJ. Do the research. Don't stay ignorant.

Not sure what US socialism entails though. I feel like it's seen as some extremism. That's obviously not the case in those European countries. They're a lot more socialistic than the US though.
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Ummm....dont stay ignorant? You make a comment like that, dont provide any recognized data to support "they are the happiest. "
Some may be happy compared to what they had dictatorships or something worse. Theres really no way to tell.
Do not imply my ignorance when you have NOTHING to support the claim.
 
Eventhorizon said:
Ummm....dont stay ignorant? You make a comment like that, dont provide any recognized data to support "they are the happiest. "
Some may be happy compared to what they had dictatorships or something worse. Theres really no way to tell.
Do not imply my ignorance when you have NOTHING to support the claim.
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My apologies. I thought it was common knowledge. I see one of those post on my facebook timeline at least once a month.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report#2013_ranking_.282010-12_surveys.29
http://askushowto.com/top-11-best-countries-to-live-in-the-world/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2014_report
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2010/dec/07/world-education-rankings-maths-science-reading
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
http://www.elist10.com/top-10-countries-lowest-recorded-crime-rate/
http://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp
http://askushowto.com/best-countries-to-work-in-the-world/

Some of them sources are popular lists on annoying websites, they have relevant original sources though.
Oh and some Nordic countries are like on the 20th or 30th place on some of those lists. Didn't want to be too selective and only use the sources that prove my point
Also note that the US is scoring high as well, esp on education. I'm not saying that you need socialism to achieve success. I'm saying that it is possible to be socialistic and have success. Don't discard them so easily. It is the people that you disagree with the most than can teach you the most. For example, I've always wished to have a good discussion with a Jehovah's witness.
 
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Eventhorizon said:
Putting socialists in this country on trial and if found guilty removing their citizenship and taking them to the country of their choice. Dropping them on a street corner with 10 dollars and a slap on the back. Then driving away. Just driving away...
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You can deliver me to the space aliens.
 
Erlian said:
My apologies. I thought it was common knowledge. I see one of those post on my facebook timeline at least once a month.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report#2013_ranking_.282010-12_surveys.29
http://askushowto.com/top-11-best-countries-to-live-in-the-world/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2014_report
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2010/dec/07/world-education-rankings-maths-science-reading
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
http://www.elist10.com/top-10-countries-lowest-recorded-crime-rate/
http://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp
http://askushowto.com/best-countries-to-work-in-the-world/

Some of them sources are popular lists on annoying websites, they have relevant original sources though.
Oh and some Nordic countries are like on the 20th or 30th place on some of those lists. Didn't want to be too selective and only use the sources that prove my point
Also note that the US is scoring high as well, esp on education. I'm not saying that you need socialism to achieve success. I'm saying that it is possible to be socialistic and have success. Don't discard them so easily. It is the people that you disagree with the most than can teach you the most. For example, I've always wished to have a good discussion with a Jehovah's witness.
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I do not see a single vaild news source in any of those links. Seriously offering Wikipedia as a source is laughable qnd bordering on offensive.
 
I've seriously considered several things.

- S&R / Para-rescue Helicopter Pilot (so others may live)
- Graphic Artist
- Multimedia Artist
- 3D Artist for games ( preferably a character artist)
- Farmer


What I ended up doing:
- A highschool with a Graphic Design course
- A Vocational school in Multimedia Design
- An Art study for games. (current)


I hope to work at a game studio for a while and eventually when it is time for me to move on, to become a freelancer.

I intend to then freelance in Graphic Design, Multimedia Design, 3D, VFX, Video Editing (etc), 3D Print Production.
This I would do from home and internationally and I would supplement it with earnings from my orchard and possibly other produce.

Incl. pursuing my own artistic goals, preferable though subsidies, kickstarter and youtube video revenue. Ofc. I would also find ways to make additional money such as selling some models, prints, tshirts etc.

All this put together and I should be fine and have less work hours and less stress.

I also hope to have a dog someday that I will train for S&R... I kinda wanna be able to help when someone is in need...
 
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