- MBTI
- INFJ
- Enneagram
- 4w5
Elbows? Where do these people go to charm school?
You know, I've been asking myself that same question for a very long time.
Elbows? Where do these people go to charm school?
This thread makes me feel ill.
A bloody mesh of guilt, fear, pity, envy and horror.
Why do I have such a fucked up view of love?
had to have been an intjHim: When we get married I...
Me: Wait! You never asked me to marry you.
Him: I didn't?
Me: Nooo... pretty sure I would've remembered that. *nervous chuckle*
Him: Oh.
forever pause
Me: Sooo...?
Him: Huh?
Me: Were... you going to... ask me to... to marry you... or... what?
Him: No.
Me: ???thinking wtf???
Him: I'm going to marry you whether you like it or not.
Me: Oh, you think so, huh?
Him: Yes.
Me: Why won't you ask me?
Him: Because I adore you and I couldn't stand to hear you say no.
Me: Well, what if I promised to say yes?
Him: Would you?
Me: Yes.
Him: Promise?
Me: Yes! I promise!
Him: Okay... Then will you marry me?
Me: Hmmm...I don't know...
Him: You promised, saucy minx!
Me: Of course yes! Yes!
Notice most of them have one thing in common, "my ex"
had to have been an intj
"You have the body of a Greek god, and the soul of a poet"
from my wife
Maybe was she talking about Hephaestus? =P
"I love smelling your armpits; It's what I miss most about you."