-You get weirded out when you realize most other people don't notice or think as much as you do.
-You realize you never told someone something because the conversation you had with them was in your head.
-The conversation you had in your head didn't play out in real life the way it was supposed to go.
-Your dog really is your best friend.
-You thought way too much about this post today rather than working.
-You were at work late because people had to vent to you.
-Accused of not being a team player because you really can't be around the negative troll coworkers, but you can't tell them that because it would hurt their feelings.
-Your scheduled company will be served their favorite food and drink, unscheduled company..... the lights go out as the doorbell rings.