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  • bamf
    Damnit, I grew up with Empire Carpet jingles as well. You fight dirty.
    I'll just pull that Freddy Kruger thing again. That's the ticket.
    bamf
    If I can't sleep, I will be prank dialing you all night long as to repay the favor. I will also be playing a catchy jingle that will be stuck in your head for at least 24 days. Let's hope for the both of us I don't have bad dreams.
    bamf
    I am going to be crying myself to sleep tonight. First Terminator, now clowns? What terrible thing do you have planned next?
    bamf
    Well, as long as we never have to get old, and we don't do away with sex all together, you've got me sold. I'll bob for alien wankers/alien coochie-dream-catchers any day if that means we can live in a genderless world.

    I hope that we can leave at least a few members of humanity behind...
    bamf
    The wittiness, it's spilling over everywhere. I can't take it. I'll join your cult, but only if you promise me a place of power when we get to Xenon S5 so we can start the femnazi army, and slaughter anyone who stands in our way. Of course that might not please the humanistic portions of ourselves...Maybe we can just force our enemies in the new world to watch reruns of Carebears for hours and hours?
    Timeless
    Now it looks like you need some bullets.
    the
    shit, I seen a porno on channel 56 once. There is one other person I know of who saw the same thing at the time so I can prove it.
    Bored Now
    I'm totally scared of the monks. *shudders* What if they make me renounce my wicked ways and write hymns all day? I have a feeling they are going to tell me something i DON'T want to hear.

    And that wins an award for strangest visitor message of the day!
    Bored Now
    I'm such a hateful cow. I think I should start a punk rock band. I can't sing or play any instruments (well) but that didn't stop the Sex Pistols. I just need a name and a sneer.

    I'm too lazy and distracted to revise so I'm so not doing the contest. Being a slacker is even more gratifying after 30.
    Puck
    Mellow is good. Mellow like a marshmallow in a cup of fine cocoa. :) I'm good, thanks. A little work-tired, but that's about right for a Monday evening.
    Bored Now
    *looks down at shai's note* Ew.

    Anyhoo, I was bored and wrote a short story for the contest today. I'll float it yer way tonight. It's lame but I'm never in it to win it. Just wanted to see if I could write a short story in two hours. Turns out, I can! I'm unwilling to put any more effort than that into it. i'm a lazy cow.
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