Lol I wouldn't be a dick like that. Basically, InFamous 1 is Cole's origin story of him becoming the hero or demon of Empire City. In that game, he's trapped in a quarantine zone and must fight against the thugs that have risen up after a disaster struck the city. At the end of his journey, he finds out that things are only beginning as a powerful super-entity known only as "The Beast" is approaching the city.
Fastforward to InFamous 2, The Beast shows up and proves to Cole how weak he really is. Cole, with his only friends in the world, travel down to the southern coastal town of New Maris (a homeage to New Orleans, with a flooded part of town included) to try to prepare to destroy the Beast, which is ever approaching. Not only does Cole have the Beast to worry about, but he also has to fight against swamp monsters and a local militia led by a man bent on the destruction of super-powered individuals. Things are not as cut and dry, however, as Cole soon discovers. Does he stick with his karmic fate and defeat the beast? Well, that's up to you :)
I love that quote. I randomly use it at work sometimes and it still throws people off XD The Tunnel is okay, but it's not as good as the shorter episodes imo. Civil Protection is very quotable in every day conversation, granted you'll need some imagination to do it :)
That's better than my weekly average on Steam :P
Also...
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