Yeah but, how can you dance in a leash?
I mean, I knew this guy, who tried that once, you know, skimpy dressed buxom lady, a nice leash with a chain, and you'll never guess what?
She strangled him! Yeah! Death by leash. After all the trouble he went to to make the thing colour co-ordinated!
Alright, so he was a bit slimy, but not much more than the usual yank might be.
So thanks but no thanks miss.
I will however, settle for a shock collar.
Oh, no electricity involved, it merely reminds you in my voice that 'Everythings pointless anyway', which often stops you from doing whatever you might be be doing.