+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

His idea was fuck it, just don't bother wiping at all
 
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So he tried it and was surprised to find that after a week people were mistaking him for President Obama. Apparently smells of a feather flock together.
 
Yet because people forgot to replace the water they used, and used dirty water for their sitz bath over and over, people caught an infection which started a new epidemic, one in which within a few days had spread internationally and was coined TZP (The Zombie Plague).
 
The symptoms of the zombie plague were subtle but all too real to the afflicted; explosive gas as though they had devoured a 5 course meal consisting only of leftover Taco Bell, a desire to listen to early Britney Spears records, and of course, an agonizing hunger that could only be quashed with delicious brains.
 
A zealous scientist developed a cure for TZP but the side effects caused males to turn into females and females to turn into males.
 
At which point the world just gave up and imploded.
 
Fresh, anew and with extra pizazz.
 
ripping away from the event horizon with vast gravitons blazing out of the void, whirling vortices arched out in all directions with etheric spiraling arms thrown wide.
 
The very fabric of space shivered and quaked, and clutched at itself.
 
and then released, utterly expanding, throwing constellations like so much confetti into existence and breathing life into the stellar winds.
 
All of this majestic creation started from a single planets implosion which would have left most scientists scratching their heads had they been there to witness it.
 
But in fact there was one scientist who witnessed it, and he scratched his head so much until it bled, and even then he kept scratching - so perplexed was he - until he reached the bone of his skull.
 
In a galaxy far, far away a strange little teddy bear shaped, spear wielding alien was sat by the side of a vast lake, reflecting on the ultimate meaning of its existence when the cosmic soundwaves crashed like a tsunami into the creatures frightened, uncomprehending skull
 
He saw a lot of Ice cream there.
 
Indeed, because in his vision he foresaw an approaching ice age that would rack the whole universe, and in this vision he beheld millions upon millions of creatures clinging to ice, screaming for their lives.
 
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