+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

He travelled through time and space, and eventually ended up aboard the uss enterprise. Ultimately teaching Wesley crusher his ways.The_Traveler_and_Wesley.webp
 
At first everyone in the whole universe was euphoric, delighting in such novelty, but with the surge in quantum consciousness the universe collapsed into itself and with the passing of eons and eons, out from the chaos, emerged a quasi-parallel universe, so that NF's became NT's and NT's NF's.
 
Because the newly formed NT's were still NF's on the inside, and the newly formed NF's were still NT's on the inside.
 
Which is actually shorter than Mrs. Ippi if your stretch them both out.
 
A new enigma machine was invented to try and decrypt the last few posts
 
Luckily, Benedict Cumberbatch brought bagels for everyone
 
Which sounded forth in morse code the subliminal meaning behind the aforementioned senseless posts, and the message was as follows.
 
This message was relayed throughout the entire cosmos, and transformed the dietary perspective of every rational being for the better... well at least at first.
 
Soon, everyone realised that nutritional awareness was not essential to personal happiness, because this awareness caused indigestion.
 
Sales of toilet paper skyrocketed and to meet the demand, the entire amazon rain forest was chopped down for its wood causing global weather patterns to change
 
The scarcity of toilet paper got to the point that sandpaper became the normalised means of doing what needs to be done (*cough cough), and this combined with the onset of a new ice age, caused by the Amazon's destruction, inspired a Japanese man to come up with a revolutionary idea.
 
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