+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

The creature, imbued with extra terrestrial knowledge, began trying to convince the others that in order to prevent the coming disaster, they needed to dig up and burn vast quantities of a strange black goo from out of the ground, thus warming their planet against the coming ice age
 
His intergalactic space campaign to prevent the pending ice age via burning this strange goo was successful, and soon every living being was smoking this strange goo which was distributed in little containers, you know like those one's they use for tick tacs.
 
Enterprising individuals decided to solidify this combustible tar and form candles out of it, allowing them to stay up late reading.
 
Knowledge and understanding among the creatures blossomed and so began their very own industrial revolution
 
But the workers pined for the lost visions of sweet ice cream.
 
The workers were soon to learn the fate of their beloved sweet ice cream.
 
Since a woman named Liliy-Maria-Poopy-Face, at the height of the intergalatic industrial revolution, came up with a ray gun which turned whatever it shot into the opposite, so that all sweet ice cream, became bitter watery milk.
 
soon they discovered that they just could fire the deadly ray gun again at the bitter watery milk and turn it back into the desired ice cream and thus dawned the Utopia.
 
Then some fool fired the opposite ray at the sun and eight minutes and twenty seconds later something very strange happened...
 
The ginormous blazing ball of gas, which was the sun, morphed into a freezing solid square - a tiny dry-ice block, which sent forth infrared waves instead of ultraviolet.
 
Fortunately Brian Cox happened to materialize out of thin air at that very moment.

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And immediately he began to join the masses in screaming since the infrared light projecting from the micro-dry ice cube burnt the outer layer of every living thing, it reaching through to the dermis layer (second of three layers) of the skin on every human person.
 
Seeking an escape from the treacherous conditions, a large group of these epidermis deprived sapiens burrowed underground, started a new civilization and lost their eyes to evolution.
 
Meanwhile, Brian Cox was still furiously scribbling away on his blackboard, brow knotted in concentration when suddenly Michio Kaku burst through the door, grabbed an umbrella, Brian's cat and the opposite ray gun and said "Come with me, I've got an idea"
 
he set down the cat and as it undulated around his legs, he held out his arm to the small frozen sun and said with awed whimsy as per his usual regimen, " see..the opposite gun did not freeze the sun -- it has turned it into the opposite of the sun and now we have two moons in our sky".
 
As the sun turned to rock the fusion process stopped and as Moon 2 still had the same mass as before, the delicate balancing act between implosive and explosive forces was tipped decisively in gravity's favour causing the collapse of Moon 2 into a black hole and Brian Cox to shake his head at Michio Kaku and say "dude, you suck at science"
 
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