Corrupt a Wish...

[Poetic Justice]

You're aware of the identity of the genie right?

And your ok with that?

Well i don't think there is any need to corrupt this one

Granted

I wish my car would stop breaking down

 

[Bird]

Your car gets stolen, they repair it.


I wish my water heater never ran out of hot water.

 

[jyrffw54]

Granted

BUT

You Only get hot water from now on!

I wish I could sleep in on Mondays

 

[Poetic Justice]

Granted

BUT

You Only get hot water from now on!

I wish I could sleep in on Mondays

Granted

You are sacked from your job. Sleep in as much as you want

I wish i wasn't single

 

[Bird]

Granted

You are sacked from your job. Sleep in as much as you want

I wish i wasn't single

Granted.



She came with nine children. All of which you must now provide for.




I wish I were a cactus.

 

[Feelings]

Granted

You are sacked from your job. Sleep in as much as you want

I wish i wasn't single

Granted. But your new girlfriend is Bird.

I wish I had a ton of cash.

 

[Bird]

Granted. But your new girlfriend is Bird.

I wish I had a ton of cash.

I thought you were supposed to corrupt wishes, not make them better? (;

 

[Feelings]

I thought you were supposed to corrupt wishes, not make them better? (;

U got unlimited hot water, you will never come out of the shower now.

 

[Poetic Justice]

U got unlimited hot water, you will never come out of the shower now.

Eewww, bird you're all wrinkly. I want a divorce

 

[Bird]

Eewww, bird you're all wrinkly. I want a divorce

Is that your wish?

No pre-nup, I take everything



I wish my coffee were stronger.

 

[TinyBubbles]

Is that your wish?

No pre-nup, I take everything



I wish my coffee were stronger.

granted, it's so strong you never sleep again

i wish for much more time with the people i love

 

[yumiii]

granted, it's so strong you never sleep again

i wish for much more time with the people i love

Granted, but you end up living forever and seeing them all die.

I wish I'd stop procrastinating.

 

[Poetic Justice]

Granted, but you end up living forever and seeing them all die.

I wish I'd stop procrastinating.

Granted

You now immediately carry out every single thought and idea that pops into your head and are quickly arrested for murdering your boss

I wish i had a piece of bannoffee pie with clotted cream

 

[jyrffw54]

Granted, but you gain 30 lbs.

I wish that I was an epic organic chemist like Indy

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Granted, but you are made into his twin image as well (blonde male). Now you can't use any of your ID and end up living next to a soup kitchen.

I wish I had a fully optioned and fully armed Apache helicopter.

 

[Professor Snep]

Granted, but you are made into his twin image as well (blonde male). Now you can't use any of your ID and end up living next to a soup kitchen.

I wish I had a fully optioned and fully armed Apache helicopter.

Granted, but it's an Iranian one and you can only fly it in Israeli Iron Dome airspace.


I wish for a lifetime supply of bacon.

 

[just me]

Granted, but you must now raise pigs the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Granted, but you discover right away that you have an intense phobia-fear of both heights and flying.

I wish people never got upset.

 

[TinyBubbles]

granted, now they just get eerily quiet

I wish for a new pair of jeans

 

[INFJ16]

Granted, but they are bright yellow with graphics of Donald Trump's face all over them.

I wish for a maid.