Corrupt a Wish...

April said:
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*laughs for like, a million, trillion years* :m146:




granted, you keep your sense of humor and lose your pants xD

I wish for world peace!
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Granted - all human life is exterminated and a beautiful little bird starts chirping cheerfully.

Poetic Justice said:
Could you please ask Gary Glitter to leave the room
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Granted, he goes into your bedroom, strips and hides under your bed.


I wish the forum system would run more smoothly, without glitches.
 
Flavus Aquila said:
I wish the forum system would run more smoothly, without glitches.
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Granted - vB issues a new release that is a whole new dimension in smooth, glitchless operation.

Thing is, INFJs Forums never installs it.

I wish I could have red wine-infused Bosc pear with my lunch.


cheers,
Ian
 
aeon said:
Granted - vB issues a new release that is a whole new dimension in smooth, glitchless operation.

Thing is, INFJs Forums never installs it.

I wish I could have red wine-infused Bosc pear with my lunch.


cheers,
Ian
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Granted, the nice pear is nestled in you lunch: a plate of steaming sour-kraut drenched in ketchup/tomato sauce, with steamed chicken claws on top.

I wish cats could speak and hold conversations with us.
 
Flavus Aquila said:
Granted, the nice pear is nestled in you lunch: a plate of steaming sour-kraut drenched in ketchup/tomato sauce, with steamed chicken claws on top.

I wish cats could speak and hold conversations with us.
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Granted. However they have nothing to say to you.


I wish food was free.
 
uberrogo said:
Granted. However they have nothing to say to you.


I wish food was free.
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Granted, but since nobody bothers to sell food anymore you have to hunt/grow it yourself.

I wish my store sold Babybel again.
 
granted but they only sell it to people not named Chaz xD

wish illness was a thing of the past
 
Granted, but overpopulation causes a massive surge in starvation.

I wish people could fly without machines
 
granted but they can no longer walk

wish i knew for certain that the future was going to be alright
 
April said:
granted but they can no longer walk

wish i knew for certain that the future was going to be alright
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Granted, the future will be alright.. for ME!

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
 
NeverAmI said:
Granted, the future will be alright.. for ME!

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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granted, but you become morbidly obese from eating all the tootsie roll pops finding out.

i wish I had a car.
 
SPQR said:
Granted, but it's a lemon.

I wish summer wasn't so hot/humid.
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Granted, now summer temps average at absolute zero temperatures now.

I wish I had a robot unicorn 8D
 
Detective Conan said:
Granted, now summer temps average at absolute zero temperatures now.

I wish I had a robot unicorn 8D
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granted, but is explodes if anything even taps it.

I wish rehearsals wouldn't go so late.
 
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Granted, he's 5 cm long.

I wish for time to be longer than usual.
 
Granted, time now goes on infinitely.

I wish my computer was faster.
 
Granted

Your computer is faster than a ZX Spectrum

I wish I had my old ZX spectrum so I could play Jet Set Willy
 
Granted, but you become addicted, which feeds your sentience into the processor, which begins playing, until it loses interest, and loses you.

I wish I had better prowess of concentration.
 
Granted - But the cassette player eats the cassette and now Jet Set Willy’s days are over.

I wish for a genie to appear and grant me more wishes.

(I realize this wish is not very original.)
 
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