Corrupt a Wish...

Granted but the self cleaning house isn't very good at chemistry and mixed bleach and ammonia together, releasing poisonous gases.

I wish I could emulate PS3 and Xbox360 games on my computer (Freely and Perfectly)
 
Granted, but, of course, you get addicted to your games, and rot to nothing in your chair, never to be heard from again.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
 
Granted, but since there are now several hundred hours in the day your internal clock dies and you will suffer from severe insomnia for the rest of your life.

I wish I could play the guitar well.
 
Granted, but the price you have to pay is that you are now both blind and deaf.

I wish the sun would explode, obliterating the earth.
 
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Granted, but you and everyone you hate survive in the void of space.

I wish my computer would fix itself.
 
Granted, but to fix itself it needs to become sentient, and when it does, it decides it hates you and destroys all your files.

I wish I'd have brought my umbrella today.
 
Granted, but the it creates a grandfather paradox, causing you to never have made the wish, not having the umbrella, making you make the wish... and over all the paradox creates a 10 year drought to solve itself.

I wish I had more wishes.
 
<The sound of a world with only plants>

I wish I could read faster.
 
granted but it comes without a steering wheel and four flat tires

i wish for more money~!
 
Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars... so inflation is crazy

I wish to find true love on flag day.:mlove2:
 
Granted. But flag poles aren't really good for conversation.

I wish I were 20 years younger, but still had my current wisdom.
 
granted, but the rapid de-aging doesn't stop until you return to one sperm and one egg.

I wish I had a more vibrant social life.
 
Granted, but you're also colour blind... so you can't enjoy it exactly how it was meant to be enjoyed.

I wish to be a real achiever...to get results... like Bad Horse...

I meant Ghandi....
 
Results happen, but you become blind and deaf after a freak accident concerning an over-exposure to poisonous substances which you used for your plots. So, you never see or hear about the results.

I wish people buy finger nail clippings. Imagine the possibilities.
 
granted but they buy them with toenail clippings :P

wish i had a magic genie to grant me just one wish
 
April said:
granted but they buy them with toenail clippings :P

wish i had a magic genie to grant me just one wish
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Granted but the genie is actually Gary Glitter and you have to rub him vigorously in order to make the magic work

I wish I didn't have such a twisted sense of humour

*crosses fingers behind back*
 
Poetic Justice said:
Granted but the genie is actually Gary Glitter and you have to rub him vigorously in order to make the magic work
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!!
*laughs for like, a million, trillion years* :m146:


I wish I didn't have such a twisted sense of humour

*crosses fingers behind back*
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granted, you keep your sense of humor and lose your pants xD

I wish for world peace!
 
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