Milktoast Bandit
Dominate with compassion...
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Guitars and guns sound like a country song. I love country music, except Billy Ray Cyrus.. My favorite is "The Good old Boys" featured in the movie The Blues Brothers. Rawhide ! "you boys owe me a lotta money for beer"..
Orange whip ?
Yes that's me, orange whip is the quote from the late great John Candy repeated during the blues brothers. You can't lie to a nun...
Dang it, I am a damn dumb ass.
I hadn't ventured in to derail the thread and in so doing had been late for the boat...I do see around corners with my wonky eyeHey @Sandie33... with your ability to see around corners, I don't know. (I read that so I guess it's true).
.... I think this thread and the write something not so anonymously are my personal faves.
This is definitely one of the best threads in my opinion!I hadn't ventured in to derail the thread and in so doing had been late for the boat...I do see around corners with my wonky eye
Start derailing buddy. You're falling behind.
What are you, the self appointed Dean of Derail? Just because you started this thread, doesn't mean you can pressure me to derail without compensation. If you want more derailing, show me the money. Quality derailing doesn't come cheap these days. You know how much I could be making on other forums? I could have a new jet ski by now. I could race around the pier and scare away the pelicans. Pelicans are lovely creatures. Sometimes I see them flying by my window. Perhaps one day one will land on my window sill and beg for sardines. The problem is I don't have any. You can't always get what you want. Sometimes you get sardines, sometimes you get foot rot, and sometimes you end up with a Trump presidency. Deal with it. Oh, and by the way. Murtle my pet baby sea turtle says hello. He is such a charming little guy. So smooth. So smooth.