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[Night Owl]

@Milktoast Bandit what's going on buddy? Reply in cryptic language no one, even I will understand!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

@Milktoast Bandit what's going on buddy? Reply in cryptic language no one, even I will understand!

Until the sourpuss' cram moon biscuit, before they doeth what dost thou in the cool rays of a misty morn. Sleepy dreamer, burning fever, smiles give smiles miles away! Egg roll.

 

[Night Owl]

Until the sourpuss' cram moon biscuit, before they doeth what dost thou in the cool rays of a misty morn. Sleepy dreamer, burning fever, smiles give smiles miles away! Egg roll.

I'm sorry to hear. The sandwich will return to the refrigerator. Don't worry about the side of fries. Things will come good. Great news about the baby! All the best with the headache, hope it clears!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

I'm sorry to hear. The sandwich will return to the refrigerator. Don't worry about the side of fries. Things will come good. Great news about the baby! All the best with the headache, hope it clears!

Hmm. you weren't supposed to understand, but you do. you really do!!!

 

[hn87c901]

Hmm. you weren't supposed to understand, but you do. you really do!!!

All I understood was
"bleh bleh bleh puss cram bleh bleh what bleh burning bleh bleh"

 

[Night Owl]

All I understood was
"bleh bleh bleh puss cram bleh bleh what bleh burning bleh bleh

It's a male INFJ thing. It can't be explained. Even I don't understand (at all).

Hmm. you weren't supposed to understand, but you do. you really do!!!

I know man. I'm always here for you. Any time. What can I say - empath? I'm a natural.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

All I understood was
"bleh bleh bleh puss cram bleh bleh what bleh burning bleh bleh

LOL!!!!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

It's a male INFJ thing. It can't be explained. Even I don't understand (at all).



I know man. I'm always here for you. Any time. What can I say - empath? I'm a natural.

You're the best, owl!

 

[Night Owl]

You're the best, owl!

Weep on my shoulder any time

Strangers Fee: $5

For you: $1

 

[hush]

 

[Night Owl]

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Some call me a prude. Kinda true. But this is as funny as it gets hahah.

 

[Bellosome]

when will we have an app?

 

[Night Owl]

when will we have an app?

The infj forum Olympian gods will strike you for your insolence!

Good question. That'd be cool. Not that I'd use it. But I imagine many would. Maybe cough up some cash and they'll do it. Dedicate one of your 19 jobs to this end?

Why do I fell like @dang atm?

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

when will we have an app?

You can add the site to your home screen and it works just as well.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Weep on my shoulder any time

Strangers Fee: $5

For you: $1

Is there a time limit for this fee?

 

[Night Owl]

Is there a time limit for this fee?

Oh. The rate is calculated per weep. I.e. a single weep = 4 tears + 1 sob + 1 life confession + 15ml of snot dribble.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Oh. The rate is calculated per weep. I.e. a single weep = 4 tears + 1 sob + 1 life confession + 15ml of snot dribble.

Deal! I have 7 dollars.

 

[Littlelissa]

Oh. The rate is calculated per weep. I.e. a single weep = 4 tears + 1 sob + 1 life confession + 15ml of snot dribble.

Sounds good value.

 

[Night Owl]

Deal! I have 7 dollars.

Alright. Here's my shoulder. Extended through space and time. There you go. And you know what, first time is free, so this one's on the house mate.

Sounds good value.

That's a coy way of saying: let me partake. Go for it. We'll all weep together.

WGA - Weep Group Anonymous.

 

[dang]

Ummm... creepy much.

He just wants to braid her hair while she sleeps.