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[Jet]

I now find watching American football super boring.

 

[hush]

 

[Eventhorizon]

Derail this thread....

Trump 2016.

 

[Eventhorizon]

I watched Bear Grylls the Island sometime ago. Some baby sea turtles died from heat exhaustion. So the island folk gathered them, cooked them, and ate them. They said they were really tasty. Really tender. One of the best things they've ever had.

Thats awesome. When we over fish the oceans to death we can supplement with baby sea turtles.

 

[Night Owl]

I now find watching American football super boring.

Super boring? A pun on Super Bowl ?

Time to start watching AFL - Australian Football League.

Although I'd rather never watch both. Soz.

 

[Night Owl]

Thats awesome. When we over fish the oceans to death we can supplement with baby sea turtles.

It certainly is a consoling thought. I'm almost just waiting for that day to come.

 

[dang]

It certainly is a consoling thought. I'm almost just waiting for that day to come.

Baby sea turtle sushi sounds succulent. Say that 100 times fast.

 

[dang]

Has anyone here ever noticed that Christina Hendricks is rather busty?

 

[Night Owl]

Baby sea turtle sushi sounds succulent. Say that 100 times fast.

On the 100th time round, my phrase ended up sounding something like: My monkey farted in a dust bin cupboard.

 

[Jet]

My monkey farted in a dust bin cupboard

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[Night Owl]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Haha lol. Following that stream of logic, if indeed we're on the same page (which would be a miracle) then I'll call my room, a dust bin room.

 

[Jet]

Haha lol. Following that stream of logic, if indeed we're on the same page (which would be a miracle) then I'll call my room, a dust bin room.

 

[Night Owl]

 

[dang]

I am so envious of his special abilities now.

 

[dang]

@Milktoast Bandit needs to stop sending his acting reel to celebrities.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

@Milktoast Bandit needs to stop sending his acting reel to celebrities.

One of these days the right person will see it. Problem is, as a thespian, I am so far ahead of my time no one understands. Maybe Bette Midler will...

 

[dang]

One of these days the right person will see it. Problem is, as a thespian, I am so far ahead of my time no one understands. Maybe Bette Midler will...

I think the primary issue is all of the gratuitous full frontal nudity. Like they say in the biz, when it comes to a captivating acting reel, more ass, less dick. Time for some editing on your part.

 

[dang]

HERE I YAM! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!

 

[dang]

 

[Night Owl]

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Ummm... creepy much.