Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

does 2+2 = the law of infinite proportions ?

What could be called a mistake as easily as a victory?
 
Anything

Why is yawning contagious?
 
Its isnt and has been proven as such through scientific research.

How do we know that a majority of people see the color green the same way?
 
because, in america, the majority determines what is seen most of the time and time is money.

If bats are closer to cats then they are dogs, and dogs are closer to rats then they are cats, why don't dogs hunt bats like cats hunt rats?
 
maine is closer to finland then russia

Have we lost our sense of self?
 
Is there really any "we" in "self?"

Mathematically there is a 1 and 10 chance you are dreaming right now?
 
Hypothetically, not mathematically.

When we cross a fine line, are we actually embarking into the desert without a compass?
 
The stars and the sun will guide us.

Will the knowledge of the stars ever guide us wrong?
 
look into a black whole

Is it so wrong to keep looking at a photo of a girl you will never meet?
 
Food! I'm hungry!

How do magnets work?
 
magic.
[MENTION=6917]sprinkles[/MENTION] how do computers work?
 
rawr said:
magic.
[MENTION=6917]sprinkles[/MENTION] how do computers work?
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When you tell your computer to "shut down", it's like trying to round up all the kids from recess, but telling them "alright, kids, finish your games, then let's go inside!"...it takes the kids a while to finish what they're doing. Yanking the power cable is like running out there with a flame thrower and herding all the kids toward the door. You might torch a couple of fat kids, but you'll usually just scare them.

The "proper" way to shut down (in my opinion) is the way that openBSD does it. It tells the disk to sync (you can force this by running /bin/sync), kills all of the processes, and shuts the fuck down. This is the equivalent of hiring a drunken hobo to run around screaming at the children and scaring them into going inside. It's very effective.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...take_windows_so_long_to_shutdown_when/c0oke00

How can I ask why I don't ask questions if it means I ask a question?
 
You can't do it and be true to yourself.

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
 
I thought all questions come from quests, so yes.

Why can't excess water forms be moved to areas with no water? We move oil, don't we?
 
They can be but wont be until it becomes profitable as this is what turns society.

Why does my cats breath smell like cat food?
 
Because it eats cat food, duh. (sorry, couldn't help it :) )

Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
 
If you wear a tin foil hat.

Who started the fire?
 
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