Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

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Why do owls hoot?
 
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Because they can.

Why do we procrastinate?
 
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It is our only defense against the Anticrast.

If tomorrow is just another day, what are all of our tomorrows?
 
Limited.

Where do answers come from?
 
from questions that go unanswered which asked again and again

Why is the rule of thumb not the index finger?
 
Because you can pick up a half full glass with out an index finger but you cant do the same without a thumb. Try it.

If right is morally right, what is left?
 
Three morals. Since three lefts = right, and the universe is directionless.

You should or shouldn't be let through the pearly gates because...?
 
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I should...because I'm already an angel.

Do you have a guardian angel?
 
No.

Would you change after facing death?
 
depends on death's halitosis.

is semi consciousness preferable to being slapped?
 
Yes. If semi-conscious you may not even know you have been slapped.

How many questions can be asked with a single word?
 
As many as there are words, just add '?'.

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
 
Because many believe its the ultimate deterrent even though its not.

If Bach had never been introduced to music, would his genius have been lost to the world?
 
Yes, unless he was a genius at something else.

What is the most often asked question?
 
What?

Is dreaming about driving about driving or about dreaming?
 
Neither, it's about having 'control issues'.

When the dreamer dies, what happens to the dream?
 
All the images reverse direction and return to their source.

What would be the purpose of having daylight savings time in Alaska?
 
The Alaskans could use it as a way to subsidize their fossil fuel economy with a solar option.

Why is it so warm where the sun never shines?
 
Because of exothermic chemical reactions.

If you were going to die at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45pm?
 
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