Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

No, it is just an illusion caused by the sun going down.

Why didn't the Buddha get crucified?
 
Because he was at the right place at the right time.

What is true strength?
 
Waterproof gloves.

Would you like a second go around in life?
 
Yes but only if I lost the first game.

Why doesn't a wombat have a beak?
 
Because though evolution can seem crazy, it is not insane.

Is the only real defining thing of a true question that it must have an answer?
 
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.


Where can I find truth?
 
Not from Bill Clinton.

Are you Bill Clinton?
 
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Not last time I checked in the mirror.

Why is the United States so hypocritical in foreign policy?
 
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Not last time I checked in the mirror.

Why is the United States so hypocritical in foreign policy?
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It doesn't want to feel left out so it imitates other countries.

How come Russia can have a Bond villian for a president but North Korea has to have B-list DBZ villain.
 
Because Russians drink Vodka and North Koreans drink Rice Wine.

How can a plane just disappear?
 
A simultaneous demonstration of evolutionary advancement, and the lack there of.

When isn't responsibility personal?
 
when it's just business...will you tell Michael that for me Tom?

What if the Titanic had not sunk?
 
because death is the ultimate contraceptive.

where do all the newbies come from?
 
It's a drive to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before, or some such thing.

How will science repay it's debt to imagination?
 
By finding the seat of the mind and the source of imagination

Where is the line between insanity and creativity?
 
It's unfixed and changeable, similar to the weather, and equally dependent on climate.

If the constitution gives one the right to pursue happiness, how does one catch it?
 
By not pursuing it.

Who defines good and evil?
 
Sprinkles

What is more powerful a wind storm or a lightening storm?
 
A commonly held perception would be that it's whichever is angrier.

Why didn't Bob Marley know his name?
 
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