Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

Eat a Bhot Jolokia.

Where did yesterday go?
 
It has travelled to the land of memories

How would people communicate in a perfect world?
 
The lead up to death.

If 0 actually equaled 1 and 3 equaled 5, what are the implications of this for the universe we know?
 
there'd be no zero and there' no space time continuity spasm in the next 450 billion years so people will live for 3+5 years longer than usual before spontaneously combusting into a pile of rainbow goo

what is this thing called "a life" and where can I acquire one?
 
I don't know exactly what it is but I think you'll find it in the same place you'll find the neighbour's greener grass.

Can there be happiness without sadness?
 
No, one defines the other.

From where do all elements come?
 
Nothing

Does the world exist if you arent in it?
 
Yes.

Is there a direction the earth doesnt move?
 
Which way to the gallows?

Is a meritocracy possible?
 
Perhaps in Anarchyland? Naw...not even there.

What do you get if you mix red, yellow and blue pigments together?
 
Maybe some people are colour blind but everybody is oblivious in some way.

What's the best way to reach the stars?
 
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