Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

Well some days Luke is a tad bit cooler than the rest of us.

If there are parallel universes then I would like to wager that the perpendicular universes out there are pretty upset that they receive no attention. I mean we have a North and a South Dakota (pointless) so who is to say that we do not have both parallel and perpendicular universes?
 
Anything is a possibility, so why not a multidimensional universe.

What is the relationship between mind and body?
 
The mind is obsessed with another body while the body has a mind of its own.

Is this the begininng of the end or the end of the beginning?
 
Money pays the prostitute's/escort's/hooker's bills and keeps the criminal enterprises in business, and without either America would completely fall apart and that would make people very unhappy.

Is the sky really blue if you are colorblind?
 
I suppose it would wouldn't it..especially if you extra color blind.

Do you think for yourself first or others?
 
Working on thinking for myself first. It's a work in progress.

What is the Big Bang Theory?
 
The Big Bang Theory examines the massive size of God's Penis and the female who had a reproductive organ that could actually fit it.

Do you understand English?
 
Not that much because I "actually" speak a couple languages.

Do you ever wonder WTF you doing? And get lost?
 
All the time, and wish I could get lost.

Is art subjective?
 
Nah, it’s just guilty of some well-meaning objectification.

Why is dispassionate objectivity so beautiful?
 
Because it is so rare.

Why do the most boring things have to be done over and over again?
 
it's practice for the interesting things you only get to do once

Why do people get allergies?
 
because the night has ten billion stars to look after, the morning only has one

why do people talk about the weather?
 
because its better than talking about flesh eating arachnoids

What's heavier than water but lighter than salt?
 
My thoughts when I've been drinking

Where do feelings go when we are done with them?
 
they are insubstantial and can only be held as long as they are locked away like air in a bottle

how do chameleons change their colour?
 
They pass their colors through a blender.

How far can a frog jump without bumping his rear end?
 
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