Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

at far as a spinning toad can go without his eyes flinging out of his head

what can you have a million of?
 
Celestial beings dancing on the head of a pin.

How can you tell if you are the insane one?
 
He has all the right answers.

Why do some people call the act of thinking as a voice in their head?
 
Because introverts like to separate.

Who is Simon and why is everyone doing as he says?
 
You obviously don't know Simon's power.

If I lean left and turn hard left while listing left, what am I doing?
 
A maelstrom would suck the ship to the floor.

Which way to adjust the rear sight when point of contact is to the left?
 
change the channel in your line of sight

What would happen if the earth spun in the opposite direction?
 
Time would go backwards.

Do you think the apple knocked him crazy?
 
It was a duck with cancer.

Can we have what we want when we don't want it?
 
Only if you don't want to have it.

What number Windows will there be in 2023?
 
I do wish dogs lived longer.

Is it a new year for new taxes?
 
Cause the oceans aren't made of gold either. In certain places it can rain gold though, at least that's what i've heard. Ugh. Maybe some angels do pee on us...

Why the moon appears through the day sometimes? It's like showing off in stealth mode, incognito, it weirded me out as a kid.
 
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The moon actually picks a kid each year to do that to.

How do locals work high in the mountains?
 
The moon actually picks a kid each year to do that to.

How do locals work high in the mountains?

lol good answer

to yours: They teleport via stargate

Why doesn't time heal emotional wounds?
 
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