Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

not thinking about the things you are doing correctly

Why has Syria been killing everyone and replacing them with Lebanese and Iranians?
 
Because once upon a time Saturday did not exist and Steve Jobs had the idea to make a new day of the week to release the newest line of Apple computers. Apparently some media specialist told him that would get him the most pre-release hype.

Who profits if we all become rich?
 
We all do, if everybody is rich then no one is and we're back to an egalitarian society

Are we human or are we disembodied spirits?
 
I once read in this book that we can be both human and disembodied spirits if we slurp a bowl of soup a day while humming the National Anthem and take this magical pill that the doctor prescribes every night at 8:52pm.

Are we able to transcend time?
 
The things of the earth are temporal, so try the things of the Spirit that are not governed by time.

Why is the Obama administration trying so hard to stand Iran up as the new world police of the Middle East, when they are not part of it?
 
Because people want to attack the powerful bacon heathens.

What are they not telling us? : p
 
What they've got hidden up their sleeve.

When is the right time to end a relationship?
 
Now.

Where is Iran getting all the billions of dollars to sponsor so many proxy wars, when there are already sanctions placed against them?
 
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

Where do thoughts come from?
 
Thoughts originated on the Isle of Patmos.

Has there ever been a picture made of ants procreating?
 
It looks the exact same as humans procreating except everything is smaller.

Could you reinvent yourself while reinventing the wheel?
 
the wheel would save me

if you knew you were going to die the next hour, what would you do?
 
Spend it with you?

Someone is at your door screaming at 3 AM for help. What is the best thing to do?
 
with me? oh you masochist

getting a machine gun ready and peek out the peephole

What's the answer to the question that was never asked?
 
Wrong answer.

I am small, but with others like myself can move mountains. What am I?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top