Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

When facts are lazy and facts are late.

Is is getting warm in here?
 
Depends if you believe in spontaneous human combustion.

Why can't money buy happiness?
 
Because money is inanimate. Why would it need happiness anyway?

Who will buy my sweet red roses?
 
The importance of being Earnest.

Can we live on rocks?
 
Now.

Where is Iran getting all the billions of dollars to sponsor so many proxy wars, when there are already sanctions placed against them?
Well Obama certainly contributed to that.
 
I think some can certainly live "on the rocks".

If nothing is real, does it also mean the fact nothing is real is also not real?
 
Hardly

Who can tell when the wind is blowing?
 
The cats whiskers


What's the best country in the world?
 
AMURICA

Can every chance occurrence be interpreted as a slight?
 
If you want to interpret it that way, but wouldn't that be a shame?

What one thing would you save if your house was on fire (thing not person, they're all out safe).
 
For starters, we're gonna need to be able to distinguish between a circle and a spiral.

What resonates?
 
Two & three quarters parts Gin, one sixteenth part dry vermouth, stirred with large icecubes, then strained into a chilled stemmed glass garnish with three olives.

Can I get an Amen?
 
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