Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

Time is a human conception bearing no physical presence for which to heal with.
How do you know that you are real and not a figment of your imagination?
 
It's hard to imagine me.

Why the dog wants out so badly?
 
because it's chasing an invisible bone dangling in front of its nose

why is it easier to blame others than to blame yourself?
 
Are you saying it is my fault?

If you stop and smell the roses and they are rotting, have you achieved your goal?
 
Of course not. They're not roses, they're rotting.

What are the rules of this game?
 
the rules used to be like dungeons and dragons, until they were sued by a number of different parties and they agreed to change it. they still haven't gotten around to an official new set of rules, so they just play the game however they please. mostly like chess.

why can't we look into the future?
 
because we haven't opened our eyes yet to the present

what would you do without oxygen?
 
Write a different song.

Are sad songs always written from experiences?
 
because everyone chooses to suffer... monkey see monkey do

What isn't made of gold but is worth just as much?
 
Why, thy wit of course. 'Tis gilt, milady, like a royal flush.
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, what covers the one to heaven?
 
Certainly not the paving crew.

How do you spell relief?
 
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with smoke and mirrors

Do you say all the right things at exactly the right time?
 
Me who?

Do people start getting worried if not married by 40?
 
Of course not. Everything is fine.

Do the mailmen have their own mailmen?
 
Don't be silly, mailmen don't send mail. they communicate through interpretive dance

what would you never expect to see at a graveyard?
 
but clowns come there all the time

why so few caretakers?
 
because the bears know how to defend themselves when the club leader is away

why is there a fairway on the green?
 
because it sounds better than an unjustway on the red

what are the consequences of having a chip on your shoulder?
 
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