Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

The reign is as wet as the rain is dry. It's all about the unfilled spaces.

What's the difference between a bottomless pit and a tunnel?
 
Simple. Bottomless pits eventually end. Tunnels go on forever.

What type of porn should I watch?
 
The type they show on Animal Planet
[video=youtube;Q8iGzCia-QY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8iGzCia-QY[/video]

Where did you come from?
 
asymmetrical quantum belches.

For whom does the bell toll?
 
First separate oneself from twoself, then add oneself to a semiself and divide by the self evident constant.

How did you get to be so damn cute?
 
I bought a bottle of stuff from a screwy guy named Jekyll.

Is it just simple irony that god backwards is dog?
 
No, its Ynori.

If dreams really did come true wouldn't that be kind of scary?
 
so we don't want to find out how tasty they really are.


How low can you go?
 
As far as you want, as long as you raise the bar.

...Would you rather lose all your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? ><
 
I would invent new memories to replace my old ones

What will happen the day after tomorrow?
 
the day after tomorrow will become today.
how do you know if you have a personality disorder?
 
by gauging your dyspepsia.

Is now a meaningful measurement of anything?
 
It is a conceptual placeholder for the impossibility of grasping that 0.000000000000000000000001 of a moment that exists before your perception of that moment has fully formed, which of course takes place in very very immediate future, which corrupts your pure sense of the moment you're attempting to perceive and is constantly distracting you from what has truly just occurred.

What is the meaning of?
 
The proclaxtrus bratfish rumbles stepways.

Studies have shown that playing Tetris is good for your brain. Why don't more people play it?
 
they are too busy studying

why don't i feel bad about the bad things i want to do....?
 
Because you know your conscience is a p***y; real men do whatever they want.

Can I kill someone softly with my song?
 
Not before you clean your room, young man.

If a unicorn flew into the sun, would it die or would it be awesome?
 
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