Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

not without losing half his mind

What doesn't get easier with practice?
 
Bladder control - when you gotta piss, you gotta piss.

What's the best way to manage stress?
 
put a blindfold on and dive into the ocean, like the person in my avatar

what causes people to lose faith in god?
 
ME!

Oh wait that's the right answer. People lose faith in God as he never brings his own beer to a BYOB BBQ.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
 
birds like me

if humans had wings would we still live in houses?
 
yes but the walls would be made of tissue paper

would you wake up early just to see the sun rise?
 
only if it was a catnap.

If you have a divine vision while driving, should you stop?
 
Only if you in the parking lot of your nearest psycologist, otherwise drive faster.

If we have two conscious minds in the two halves of our brain, do we have two souls?
 
Only on our feet.

If someone were to have long toes. would they be less evolved?
 
Only if they did not care.

Do flightless birds have wing envy?
 
To pretend to listen to the complaints of the callus.

How pretty is pretty close?
 
very very close but not that pretty

Would the rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
 
only if you douse it with cotton caaaaaandy!

How many keys do you have?
 
Just the one size fits all.

Does Joy bring you pleasure, or is it pleasure that arouses Joy?
 
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