Fortunately / Unfortunately

Unfortunately, drinking is outlawed by new laws.
 
Fortunately, inhaling alcohol vapor isn't, so bars become places of intoxicating fog.
 
Fortunately, the higher prices shift alcohol demographics, transforming seedy bars into centers of culture and higher education.
 
Fortunately they have rum
 
Fortunately there is not enough drink in the world to make a difference.
 
Unfortunately, the drink there is, is unregulated moonshine that blinds and puts hair on everyone's chest - even by just looking at it.
 
Fortunately, moonshine blindness, hair sweaters and Jake leg are hot trends this year.
 
Fortunately, your secret crush drinks the moonshine and once blind finds you attractive again.
 
Unfortunately, you're both so drunk, crippled and blind that you and your secret crush stumble into each other and get stuck in a continuous loop of stepping forward, and banging your heads together without knowing who the other is.
 
Fortunately, their doctor friend intervenes and gives them lazer eye surgery.
 
Unfortunately, the surgery gives them X-ray vision that only enables them to see beneath clothes.
 
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