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Unfortunately they found themselves without milk or cows.
 
fortunately, a lone starfish and a coconut have no inherent need of either and both would probably fare better having naught to worry for drowning or stomping; thusly their pact was made, that as long as the chortling German coconut chose, the starfish would remain flaccid and reticent to whatever the coconut's depraved needs -- it was a very successful relationship.
 
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Unfortunately the starfish and the German had to live in-between the land and the water, and it made sleeping arrangements a little unnecessary.
 
Unfortunately I am on ignore and my brilliant post went unnoticed.
 
Pleiades said:
fortunately near crying was a lot easier, especially with the sea so near.
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Unfortunately the code of silliness was a very long rule book and everyone kept loosing their place.
 
melissa* said:
Unfortunately the code of silliness was a very long rule book and everyone kept loosing their place.
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fortunately, the book was very silly and as such kept rewriting itself the moment the words were read so indeed there was no point in trying to figure it out, except of course for fun and to engage in as much ridiculousness as possible. =)
 
Unfortunately the realization that the words of the book kept jumbling meant this is really a dream.
 
Unfortunately half of it is a waking dream.
 
Fortunately the star fish knows it's a star fish and swimming around and attaching itself to things is it's favourite pass-time. Which is a good job because it can't learn German or use moisturiser.
 
Unfortunately the star fish died and washed up on the shore of L.A. where its supple and moist body was dried by the sun until it was as hard as stone.
 
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