Fortunately / Unfortunately

Fortunately, several people within the disability community developed a stand up comedy routine imitating transabled people, which turned out to be such a big hit Hollywood jumped on it and created the first sitcom about transabled people played by actual folks with disabilities.
 
Unfortunately, no one tuned in because they've seen it all before when it was called "Perfect Strangers"
 
Fortunately, a tornado rolled through and picked the conversation up and dropped it where it now is.
 
Unfortunately, Dorothy and little Toto were swept away by the tornado and were dashed upon a limestone wall, killing them instantly.
 
Unfortunately, their bodies were taken by the wicked witch of the East who ground them into mince meat to use as filling for a dozen pies which she sold to the Wizard of Oz for $3.99.
 
Unfortunately, they were restless souls and would haunt and posses each successive family that lived in their old home.
 
Fortunately, some were happy souls and their way of haunting was to cause people to feel cozy, lighthearted and comfortable.
 
Unfortunately, some were demons disguised as souls of the dead.
 
Unfortunately, the deceased were deceased.
 
Unfortunately, those who chose to live forever without first dying, became really, really bored, so that they inevitably died of boredom.
 
Unfortunately, death was more peaceful so they found a new way to die everytime they came back to life
 
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