[INFJ] I have a date with an INFJ this weekend!

noisebloom said:
I'm ready.

Wearing a shirt from the Klan that says "I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas", jean shorts, and cowboy boots. Oh, and a flat cap.

I haven't showered for days and am avoiding deodorant so my pheromones have the maximum effect.

Gonna nail it.
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That’s hot.
 
noisebloom said:
Wait... So you guys are Ni-zards. Where are your date predictions? Prophetic play outs of the awkward madness that will soon ensue?!
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It will start off relatively quiet, she'll make some funny remarks to break the silence, you'll make it worse with an uncomfortable hitler joke that goes just a little too far. A little later you'll both laugh awkwardly and start having a good time. Then as it's ending it'll get weird but it'll be ok because you'll remember you're a baller.
 
Wyote said:
It will start off relatively quiet, she'll make some funny remarks to break the silence, you'll make it worse with an uncomfortable hitler joke that goes just a little too far. A little later you'll both laugh awkwardly and start having a good time. Then as it's ending it'll get weird but it'll be ok because you'll remember you're a baller.
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Borrring!! :sleeping::sleeping:
 
Happy Phantom said:
Actually, you do. :smilingimp: I often find myself laughing at your posts.
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Well I am funny sometimes. I'm more than your comic relief though. I am a human with feelings like you.

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Happy Phantom said:
Eat
chat
knock over a liquor store
get tatted up.
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  • Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies
  • Banging chicks right there in the sand
  • Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
  • Slammin' shots and marry a man
  • Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies
  • Making girls kiss, marry a man
  • Giant sombreros, show us your titties
  • Creatine shakes, marry a man
 
ruji said:
  • Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies
  • Banging chicks right there in the sand
  • Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
  • Slammin' shots and marry a man
  • Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies
  • Making girls kiss, marry a man
  • Giant sombreros, show us your titties
  • Creatine shakes, marry a man
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This list makes as much sense as the person doing all of them
 
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