If life gives you...

fertilize your grape vine with them.

If life gives you a wave, a beautiful smile, a nice looking woman getting into the passenger side of a van with a child in it...
 
I'd say hey lady, wanna come to McDonalds with my baba and I for a cheeseburger? :)
(That's my cleansed mind talking- um, fantasizing about junky food) :)

If life gives you a happy heart....
 
I'd say hey lady, wanna come to McDonalds with my baba and I for a cheeseburger? :)
(That's my cleansed mind talking- um, fantasizing about junky food) :)

If life gives you a happy heart....

If life gives you a happy heart, you spread your happiness to those who are in need of it ^_^

If life gives you struggle...
 
Embrace it and don't be afraid of tears.

If life gives you a Tardis.
 
If life gives you nothing, give your everything.
 
If life gives you nothing and you give your everything, you have realized the importance in differentiating between the two.

If life gives you everything,
 
Give your all back.. (and buy more boots)

If life was to give you the chance to be an animal.
 
make sure you make an experienced selection. If you act like a dog, choose a dog.

If life gives you a cruise anywhere
 
"If life gives you a total darkness, thou shall not be drawn into it. Be a beaconing light. Stay firmly with the gleaming torch.Take my hand, I brought the indistinguishable furnace within."
 
If life gives you a cruise anywhere

Try not to choose the three hour tour.

If life takes you up the river without a paddle - - -
 
you spend it at home alone. :/

If life gives you a creepy skeleton who chases you around the block...
 
I would not be alone for Halloween.

If life gives you a big bag of Halloween candy - - -
 
Give it to me, that's mine If life gives you unlimited coffee vending machine...
 
Swop it for a hot chocolate one. Coffee is horrid!

If life gives you a safe ride on a dinosaur.
 
If life gives you a safe ride on a dinosaur, make sure you secure the bridal when you get off the escalator.

If life gives you 100 pounds of fresh blueberries
 
Jump on into that pile with some friends for a blueberry dance party!!!!

:m054:

If life gives you puppy kisses...
 
If life gives you puppy kisses...take your puppy for a well deserved walk to the park.

If life gives you a pile of unmatched socks...
 
tie them into a rope and climb out of the nearest window

if life gives you a fuzzy kitten
 
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