If life gives you...

If life gives you a sealed envelope, imagine what you would like it to include before opening it.

If life gives you ambivalence,
 
...use him as your play toy ;) (that's what I would do)

If life gives you a sinking boat...
 
... sell it overprice, buy more beds on discount afterwards, sell them overprice as well, and so on (not that it will work as I have said it)

If life gives you a raging nerd ...
 
Extract relevant information and release them.

If life gives you old age
 
If life gives you old age, despair only if you have a poor dvd collection.

If life gives you access to the moon and the stars..
 
If life gives you access to the moon and the stars, then why are you on earth?

If life gives you an elephant..................
 
If life gives you an elephant, tend to it well as in these days of ebola scares you may need to drink from it's dung one day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUvLzczItI

If life gives you two perfectly functioning vaginas and no hands.
 
Find a fantastic man with two perfectly functioning gorgeous penises to make love to!! How cool would that be? :)

If life gives you one humungous pumpkin...
 
Make a curious image of Jeasus, that would appear as if it is natural made, afterwards I will put it on Ebay.
PS: I am so Evil!

If life gives you no ideas ...
 
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If life gives you no ideas, enjoy the freedom and go roll down a hill.

If life gives you a mental illness...
 
It makes you sorrowful. ;_;

If life gives you green hair...
 
Yay! New outfits!

If life gives you 5 minutes with an ancestor...
 
... Put them in a freezer so they live longer?

If life gives you two lives...
 
It'll be easier to live divided.

If life urges you to be fruitful and multiply - - -
 
then for the love of god don't join a nudist colony

If life gives you a black and white cat
 
...get a matching coat

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If life gives you a pile of rocks...
 
Make a super cute garden arrangement and enjoy it, (love my garden)

If life gives you glasses which can see through clothing to bare sumptuous flesh.
 
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