If life gives you...

smush them and make homemade bitter wine

if life gives you a syringe . . .
 
...stroke it

If life gives you a pile of dirty laundry...
 
throw it in the pool and pretend to be a frog amongst lilypads

if life gives you a live chicken...
 
Make some art in vibrant colors!

If life gives you a kitten...
 
...turn it into a machine of war.

If life gives you fructose corn syrup...
 
Take it to a cornfield and demand the corn take it back. You don't want that artificial bullsh!t

If life gives you a bad hair day...
 
Tell your child it is green wheat. If life gives you a concussion..
 
...take a week off to recover and use it as an excuse to do stupid things

If life gives you a winning lottery ticket...
 
Spend it quick before anyone tries to cheat you out of it

if life gives you a giant chocolate chip cookie
 
TinyBubbles said:
Spend it quick before anyone tries to cheat you out of it

if life gives you a giant chocolate chip cookie
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split it with a lovely person in hopes of a smile.

when life gives you a long day...
 
Spend it by the window listening to the rain

if life gives you a broken heart
 
TinyBubbles said:
i don't get it. life turns you into a nazi?
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if life gives you confusion don't ask [MENTION=5525]latte[/MENTION] to explain it lol

if life gives you a dozen white doves...
 
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