If life gives you...

[say what]

...meet it head on, and embrace it with open arms!

If life gives you a sunny Saturday morning...

 

[Eventhorizon]

Be happy and do your best to recognize its worth.

If life gives you a kick in the ass...

 

[MindYourHead]

If life gives you a kick in the ass...

Turn around tell life that it tickled!

If life gives you a bag of glazed doughnuts....

 

[say what]

If life gives the power to see through anything...

 

[Shaqie]

If life gives the power to see through anything...

I won't do anything productive, nor useful for the society. Only boobs wait for me.

If life gives you sugar cubes ...

 

[Wildfire]

If life gives you sugar cubes ...

...pass them out to children as Halloween candy and appreciate the lack of pretense.

If life gives you a yard full of weeds...

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

If life gives you a yard full of weeds...

Smoke weed everyday

when life gives you a cactus

 

[sassafras]

when life gives you a cactus

Make tequila.

When life gives you a dollar...

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

When life gives you tons of junk mail, mostly composed of credit cards wanting you ...

uh..... make guitar picks and.... stuff scare crows

What do you do when life gives you 90 degree humid day?

 

[TinyBubbles]

shoot the sun

what do you do if life doesn't make sense anymore?

 

[WoundedMuse]

Make it up as you go along! Nobody can question your nonsense.

If you cant quite reach the salt..

 

[TinyBubbles]

reach for the ketchup instead

If life gives you a big bag of tricks...

 

[Tin Man]

Taunt Tricks the rabbit with them.

If life gives you a killer robot...

 

[Wildfire]

If life gives you a killer robot...

… reprogram it to be a robot killer.

If life feels monotonous…

 

[Eventhorizon]

Plan a skydiving trip
If life becomes more difficult

 

[La Sagna]

go with the flow and ride the waves

If life gives you a brand new day...

 

[TinyBubbles]

run with it!

If life gives you a week to kill....

 

[Eventhorizon]

kill it at a casino.

If life gives you no answers...

 

[Tin Man]

...rip them from it's cold dead hands.

If life gives you endless ice-cream...

 

[La Sagna]

...get some chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, nuts, marshmallow cream, and cherries of course and stuff your face...with a big messy smile

if life gives you a cold day in summer...