Kill the poster above you

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[MENTION=13729]Free[/MENTION]
 
[MENTION=1814]invisible[/MENTION] is exploring ancient ruins in some deserted corner of the earth. As he's deciphering the ancient writings and murals he finds, he's captured by tomb raiders! A signal from the satellite phone he's carrying leads rescuers to his location. He's airlifted out and to the nearest hospital, where it so happens, I'm stationed at. I'm so excited to see him that I wrap my arms around him so tight, and no matter how hard he tries, he cannot escape. Suffocated by the arms of friendship. ;__;
 
Awww [MENTION=13729]Free[/MENTION] is the last person on earth I'd want to kill. But, here goes anyway.

Free gets distracted with a box of cute kittens purring. She picks one up and the moment it squeaks a tiny little meow, her heart implodes from the overwhelming cuteness.
 
Took the wrong road where the stop sign was down. Wait: we have a pulse...
 
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Misadventure drops a cigarette butt while walking over a manhole cover. The gases from the sewer ignite, shooting misadventure and the manhole cover into the sky and is never found. Parents tell their worried children that misadventure landed in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

[video]https://youtu.be/LM2ctHiqDao?t=4[/video]
 
[MENTION=862]Flavus Aquila[/MENTION] gets eaten by hawks with their claws.
 
*throws a grenade*
 
Grenade? That's kind of rough. Elegant Winter dies of no snow and ice.
 
[MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] got trapped inside a huge bubble, then extremely windy storm flew her above the clouds, until.... A blazing lightning bolt popped her bubble and she fell down and died.
 
Flower steps out on a balcony and sees a kitten sitting in a dumpster that is about to be emptied into a garbage truck. Rushing down the stairs she slips and goes ass over teakettle.
 
Flavus Aquila flies into a no fly zone and is shot down by a Russian S-400.
 
just me eats a burger infected with the zombie virus, dies and is reanimated. He proceeds to eat his loved ones before infecting everyone else around him. Soon billions are the walking dead and death and destruction encompasses the reality for much of humanity.
 
After an exhausting work week, [MENTION=4598]hush[/MENTION] crawls beneath her blankets and wraps herself in their warmth and comfort as she's lulled to sleep by the gentle purring of her furbaby nearby. Her dreams are epic and vivid: riding a giant white cat through vast expanses of wilderness to remote burning villages in the midst of war, healing the sick and the wounded while throwing balls of pure energy from her hands at her foes. A light in the black sky catches her eye.. "That's no moon," she whispers to herself and screams a dreadful moan out into the empty night. The wings of a hundred dragons cut through the air as they swirl around her, the dragon queen gently landing and bowing at her feet, beckoning for hush to climb atop her. She heads high up into the air, flying into space to retrieve the help of the aliens, who only speak Elvish, and whom are conveniently parked in Earth's orbit, when suddenly....everything starts to fade away and the darkness envelops her. She was found wrapped so tightly in her blankets, having peacefully and gently succumbed to suffocation.
 
Free is caught in a room of 90,000 patients and for a moment becomes super nurse with a cape. All of a sudden Bones from Star Trek appears and whisks her off to the starship enterprise. Free is now free in space but gets caught in a worm hole and is sucked out of the ship and is never seen again.
 
Sadie falls off her soap box and goes insane from a thousand realizations and then dies of loneliness in this thread.
 
As [MENTION=5224]Sadie[/MENTION] gets escorted to her rubber room in a straight-jacket, she sees a familiar face wandering the halls of the insane asylum. "Hey! It's you!", she screams out. The familiar face beckons her to follow, she can hear its voice inside her head. "Saaadie. Sadie, come heeere..." it says to her, an ethereal female whisper. Sadie quickly escapes the orderlies grip and runs towards the familiar face. She runs down a maze of dark corridors, zigzagging away from staff, and finally through a door that can be locked from the inside. Sadie sees the familiar face again, smiling warmly and welcoming. It reaches out a hand towards Sadie, and she grasps it, instantly feeling the warmth and joy wash over her. When the staff finally break through the locked door of the woman's restroom, they find nothing of Sadie but the straight jacket and hospital gown she had worn, folded neatly next to the sink in front of the mirror.
 
Free begins typing a 170 word killing and is killed by her own prose.
 
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