Kill the poster above you

[MENTION=11868]drummergirlbk[/MENTION] hurried home and left her door unlocked. The brake lines were cut, knowing she would be grabbing a few things and leaving abruptly. A backup was placed underneath her seat: a young skunk.
 
[MENTION=680]just me[/MENTION] walks into his garage to find a group of tiny grey kittens, one wearing a monocle and a top hat. he dies of cuteness
 
[MENTION=680]just me[/MENTION] believes a troll that tells him that it is safe to go in and pet the tigers in the zoo. Gets mauled the moment he tells the tiger how cute it is and tries to pet it.
 
murda dem with sound

[video=youtube;PdNmeDpNa04]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdNmeDpNa04[/video]
 
A pan dimensional puzzle cube falls from an alien ship as it passes by and into [MENTION=6917]sprinkles[/MENTION] lap. Its proves to be to complex and as sprinkles trys to solve it those close by here a marked popped as something lets go in sprinkles head. Thats the end
 
[MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] attempts to build an Igloo of his own to stay warm in over winter, and accidentally ends up freezing.
 
[MENTION=12210]nosferatu[/MENTION] tries to take a bath in soda water, but it fizzes up too much when she adds the bath-salts and she suffocates from the CO2.
 
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yeah, somthin like that...
 
Free2be is put into a small wooden box and loaded onto a cargo ship, only to slip into the ocean when it sets forth, sinking to the bottom of its cold, dark depths. No one hears her scream
 
well this is kind of morbid, but looks fun anyway!
[MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] is outside catching butterflies and trips, falling face first into an old abandoned well long since hidden by nature. The final snap of her neck as she hits the bottom is the last thing she hears.
 
[MENTION=13729]Free[/MENTION] adopts a baby sloth and nurses it day and night. She accidentally accidentally gets a paper cut, while preparing the baby-sloth formula, but doesn't bother putting gloves on to feed the baby. Six weeks later she develops hydrophobia and dies of rabies three days after that.
 
In her rabies delirium, [MENTION=13729]Free[/MENTION] hallucinates that [MENTION=862]Flavus Aquila[/MENTION] is a menacing spider. She grabs a cast-iron frying pan and repeatedly hits him over the head, squishing the spider into a gooey mess on the floor.
 
[MENTION=14343]Wolfskillian[/MENTION] decides to try and become a werewolf (to match his avatar) only to step outside his magical circle at the wrong time and is sucked into the dark depths of the void for all time.
 
[MENTION=5045]Skarekrow[/MENTION] decides to relax in a nice hot bubble bath with a beer-can helmet and a huge joint. He's so relaxed he passes out, slipping slowly down into the water till he drowns.
 
[MENTION=13723]Misadventure[/MENTION] buys 4" heels to make up for her tiny stature. Though she has trouble walking in them, she bravely takes on several flights of stairs. Breathless and her muscles weak, she finally makes it to the top, only one more step to go. Just then, a heel snaps and she loses her footing, tumbling down all the way to the bottom in a broken heap. "Not my Jimmy Choo's" were the last words she could mutter before drifting off to her endless sleep. RIP.
 
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Free is searching for something in the floor-well of her car. She's so determined, that she pulls over, gets out, and is leaning over the steering wheel, when the car she parked behind reverses into the front of her car. Even though is was a minor bump, her airbag was activated, hitting the side of her head and simultaneously knocking her out and breaking her neck.
 
Flavus pulls an all-nighter of forum posting. Just when he's about to hit the enter key to submit his latest, and also as it happens, his greatest post ever, an electrical surge sends thousands of volts of electricity throughout his body, practically frying every cell. This doesn't kill him, however, and he wakes in a daze only to find out his special mutant powers of telepathic communication awakened. Just as he's harnessing his new-found ability, space aliens abduct him, dissect him, and leave his organ-less remains in a field of cows.
 
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