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[MENTION=5224]Sadie[/MENTION] goes horseback riding only to have her horse take off like a crazed beast into the sunset. She was never heard from again.
 
[MENTION=13723]Misadventure[/MENTION] takes a walk in the forest only to fall into a quicksand pit. Attempting to escape the pit by wriggling around wildly unfortunately caused her to sink in deeper until she was completely submerged, her last words being "damn you pinocchio!" to everyone's confusion
 
After going around trying to impersonate the real persona(myself), in efforts of pursuing my beloved personality,
using a mask cleverly to define the word persona (public mask, like her profile picture), @TinyBubbles began questioning her true identity
in which she elevated herself to get drunk, notoriously pouring unrealistic gallons of vodka, reforging her narcissism
in a self of nothingness. She then reconciled her thoughts so deeply that she placed herself in a schizophrenic state,
in where her mind image began portraying a black hole, and she then subconsciously placed herself in an infinite imprisonment of
solitary confinement causing her to decease herself back into the thoughtless pits of an embryo causing her to perish into
madness, deceasing herself and ending her life.
 
Persona went walking in the woods cloaked. All of a sudden a beam of light shines on him. For an instant he understands the true meaning of life, and then, poof, he disappears and comes back in Jim Carrey's body.
 
After 30 days with scarce food supply and water, [MENTION=5224]Sadie[/MENTION] rides her trusted stead along the prairie, dazed and confused. Believing she sees a stream, she runs to it, believing it was an oasis. She scoops up some "water" into her hands, wets her face, and washes off the grime from the harsh breeze blowing sand and dirt all over the landscape. But when she really looks at her fingers, it wasn't water, but salted water. Losing her will to keep going, she sits down against a tree not far from the lake. Later on, she reflects on her life's journey, then lays down on the grass, looking up into the sky, worried, but then reluctantly goes off to an eternal sleep.
 
Gist invents and builds a spacesuit that operates by thought alone. One day as Gist is calmly floating in outer space enjoying the beautiful scenery, strange thoughts enter the space suit. The thoughts are full of mayhem and mass destruction. The suit wasn't designed to run on one individuals thoughts alone, as a result, collective thoughts fuel the suit along with Gist's own thoughts. As Gist is being hurled into the mayhem and mass destruction of the collective unconscious, Gist realizes the design flaw in the suit, but before she can fix the suit she is swept away by the negative thinking of the collective unconscious.
 
[MENTION=5224]Sadie[/MENTION] is carried away by crowd excitement and decides to get involved in the stupid bum-rocket activities. Clenching a flying firecracker between her cheeks she starts spinning around as the fuse is lit. The rocket flies off into a nearby fuel depot and Sadie dies of burns from the radiant heat of the ensuing fireball, kind of like a human marshmallow.
 
Flavus searched far and wide for the perfect birdman suit that would allow him to have super powers. Finally, after many years of searching he decides the only way he will ever truly have the perfect birdman suit is to build his own. Not having the skills to do so, he hires a group of engineers and physicists to build his perfect birdman suit. Flavus designs the suit himself but to save money he outsources the building of the suit to a developing country. When his long awaited suit arrives, he opens the crate. Inside is a rooster suit. Refusing to wear such a ridiculous suit, Flavus throws the suit in the trash and walks away in disgust. Along comes stu, who happens to be dumpster diving at the time. Stu picks the suit out of the trash and puts it on, when he realizes it has some super powers he proceeds to peck Flavus to death with the rooster suit beak.
 
Misadventure meets Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs and is so star struck she faints and dies of a massive head injury.

[video=youtube;xNEYfIUDkh8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNEYfIUDkh8[/video]
 
[MENTION=5224]Sadie[/MENTION] accidentally swallows a watermelon seed as a kid, 20 years later spontaneously explodes, sending bits of watermelon flying everywhere within a 10m radius
 
Rawr is bombarded by ten thousand people needing tech support so he moves to India where he contracts Dehli belly from eating cats and then is eaten by a white tiger.
 
I try to bring sadie back to life by giving cpr, get bored part way through and decide to go for pizza instead, leaving her to die
 
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