Let's make fun of philosophers

[Pin]

Every morning I have a bagel, in memory of the old Hegel

Plato ate play-doh.

 

[Ren]

Plato ate play-doh.

 

[Ren]

Heraclitus... hmmm no I'll drop this one for now

 

[Lady Jolanda]

I feel like Voltaire was the original "bruh".

Like this.

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Heraclitus... hmmm no I'll drop this one for now

 

[Pin]

Heraclitus... hmmm no I'll drop this one for now

Stop, I'm trying not to get banned.

 

[Pin]

Sam Harris bombed Paris.

 

[Ren]

Descartes: "Come on, have another pint!"

John Locke: "I can't, I really need a wee and the john's locked!"

Immanuel Kant: "You asked for me?"

 

[Pin]

Frantzs Fanon ate Steve Bannon.

 

[Pin]

Alan Watts got electrocuted.

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Pin, why would you get banned for a joke Ren made?

 

[Ren]

Frantzs Fanon ate Steve Bannon.

Lmao. Accurate, in an ideal world.

Dun Scotus is obsessed with Toys'R'us

 

[Ren]

Pin, why would you get banned for a joke Ren made?

Because we're the same person...

 

[Pin]

Pin, why would you get banned for a joke Ren made?

I'm kidding, it's a running joke. I'm not getting banned!

 

[Pin]

Because we're the same person...

Oh yeah.

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Because we're the same person...

Ah, true.

 

[Ren]

Seneca courts penguins in Antarctica

 

[Lady Jolanda]

Seneca courts penguins in Antarctica

 

[Pin]

Marcus Aurelius was a cuckold, no really, Marcus Aurelius was a cuckold.

 

[Ren]

Spinoza only likes baroque music.

Watching Ozark makes his head spin.