Let's make fun of philosophers

[Ren]

Nietzsche never went mad, he just gained 5D philosophical insight.

This is actually very close to the argument Heidegger sketches in his books on Nietzsche.

I'll try to find the citation. He basically says the prospect of writing the Will to Power made him go bananas, but in an insightful way.

 

[Ren]

Bergson: *writes acclaimed book about the philosophy of laughter*

Bergson's colleagues: "Can't remember the last time you made us laugh tho"

Bergson:

 

[Wyote]

Bergson

That is a man with unquestionable eyebrows

 

[Ren]

That is a man with unquestionable eyebrows

Indeed!

 

[Ren]

Parmenides: "The One is uncreated and imperishable, whole, unique, unwavering, and complete."

Deleuze: "Identity and resemblance would then be no more than illusions — in other words, concepts of reflection which would account for our inveterate habit of thinking difference on the basis of the categories of representation."

Parmenides:

 

[Sidis Coruscatis]

I've noticed there haven't been any new Posts here lately.

 

[Ren]

I've noticed there haven't been any new Posts here lately.

Well done Sidis, you have just been awarded the Nerdiest Joke of the Month prize!

 

[Sidis Coruscatis]

Well done Sidis, you have just been awarded the Nerdiest Joke of the Month prize!

Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.

I propose we visit the local Church to perform the award ceremony, provided the Priest can be bothered.

 

[Ren]

Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.

I propose we visit the local Church to perform the award ceremony, provided the Priest can be bothered.

Better not invite Nietzsche to the award ceremony, if a Priest is going to be there.

 

[Professor Snep]

Thomas More wrote a prayer for a good laugh, didn't he?

 

[Sidis Coruscatis]

Better not invite Nietzsche to the award ceremony, if a Priest is going to be there.

If Nietzsche starts mithering then he shall be pacified, for the Priest is not just any Priest - he's a battle Priest.

 

[Ren]

If Nietzsche starts mithering then he shall be pacified, for the Priest is not just any Priest - he's a battle Priest.

I see you looked into paraconsistent logic.

Graham Priest just looks so cool for a logician. You'd mistake him for a hard rocker.

 

[Sidis Coruscatis]

I see you looked into paraconsistent logic.

Graham Priest just looks so cool for a logician. You'd mistake him for a hard rocker.

Briefly, but yes. It's an exciting field, especially with quantum mechanics creating a context which gives it good credence.

Maybe because he's a logician and not a logician.

 

[Ren]

Fukuyama: *writes The End of History and the Last Man*

Hegel:

 

[Ren]

 

[Rift Zone]

Spoiler: Poor language, poor form, not appropriate for anyone.

 

[Professor Snep]

Please share your own unfair fun-poking at the towering intellects of our history.

Sorry, I Kant

 

[Ren]

Sorry, I Kant

I categorically reject your excuses

 

[Professor Snep]

I categorically reject your excuses

Aquinas enters a bar and see Einstein, Nietzche and Dawkins discussing God around some wine and tapas. Silently, he joins the group, that keeps arguing. After a while, they state their conclusions. Einstein says: “I only know that Gods cannot play dice.” Nietzche says: “Wrong, I know God is dead.” Dawkins says: “Both wrong, I know God never existed, but if he had, he would be a horrible person.” Then three look at Aquinas, who is silently eating, and Dawkins asks: “What about you, fatso, you are supposed to be the expert.” St. Thomas answers: “I know God not only exists, but he caused that I bumped into you gentes, so I could have a free lunch with your food.

 

[Ren]

Aquinas enters a bar and see Einstein, Nietzche and Dawkins discussing God around some wine and tapas. Silently, he joins the group, that keeps arguing. After a while, they state their conclusions. Einstein says: “I only know that Gods cannot play dice.” Nietzche says: “Wrong, I know God is dead.” Dawkins says: “Both wrong, I know God never existed, but if he had, he would be a horrible person.” Then three look at Aquinas, who is silently eating, and Dawkins asks: “What about you, fatso, you are supposed to be the expert.” St. Thomas answers: “I know God not only exists, but he caused that I bumped into you gentes, so I could have a free lunch with your food.