If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.> If a liberal doesn't like guns....then no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.> If a liberal is....they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.> A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If conservative is Black or Hispanic , they see themselves as independently successful.> Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him....
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.> A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.