Say something you would never say...

oh yes, i'd be thrilled to fix your computer; I just loving doing that when i get home after 9 hours of working on computers for my job,
 
Please wake me up before my alarm goes off.
 
No, No, I don't mind if you want to argue some more.
 
i totally said this at work the other day when i was in hyper-extrovert-work-mode, “well i could talk your ear off all day, i’ll let you go” :m082: it was weird
 
"I am so glad that you looked me up out of the blue and tried to friend me. Even though we dated years ago, I think we might be able to have an affair as you imagined. Booty call me tonight! I am sure my SO won't mind."
if i were a dude, i'd come down ur chimney in a santa thong while ur SO is out and get some brain while your jaw was still dropped open
 
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Dont touch me.

Im really not in the mood to hear about your life story.

why are you even talking to me after you said that i wasn't your friend?

I don't want to understand what your going through ...hypocrite.

Im not shy and socially awkward I'm just quiet.... Dumbass.
(I feel so bad saying the last one):m033:
 
Disappear from my life and never come back. Thank you.
 
I'll never tell you how pathetic your life is because you have a right to live as you please. That being said, please shape up and stop leaning on me for sympathy. Eventually I'll stop caring because my humanity has limits.


Xoxox,
Me
 
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