Say something you would never say...

Obama you are a true inspiration for all of the freedom loving people in America.
 
I feel like I've known you all my life and want to be alone with you awhile.
 
Ignorance is bliss.
 
That’s so...meta!
 
Why do you seek attention on Facebook from others so much?

Oh, how I would love to say this though.
 
I'm a broken toy, awkward and vulnerable, but will you be my friend as I really like you and you make me feel better.
 
I already did.
 
I know your my boss, but am I really expected to sit here and listen to this bullshit?

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I think I might have O.C.D.

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I'm sorry I got lost can you repeat that last bit again?
Where do you want me to start?
I don't know, from about 10 minutes ago

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I know, I am really impressed with your house and your fancy car. It's just that frankly I think your boring shit and I'd rather go home and talk to my cat that hang out with you. (I don't have a cat but that's besides the point).
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I know a lot of people like you and have voted for you to receive that TV award but your incredibly handsome smile whilst you 'jokingly' undermine your guests makes me sick.

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Why did you choose proctology to specialise in??

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Don't you care that the whole neighbourhood can hear you for 10 kilometers.
 
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